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Posted on 11/21/2001 11:44:52 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative
I don't need to click anywhere for cooking instructions! Someone puts a plate of that crap in front of me and it's going out the dang window!
And I do hope the dang window's closed when it goes!
To: Eagle Eye
Three, count'em, three birds and a pig died for my sins.I'm going to have to serve some of that to my half-wit vegetarian sister (she's not really a half-wit but bein' a vegetarian's close enough).
To: FormerLib
Bettern order soon to beat the x mas rush. These things aren't found in the wild, you know.
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
Where are the legs?
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative
To: Piasa Bird; Petronski; Aeronaut
Don't forget the BEANO!Shoot me. Shoot me now.
If we eat this kind of stuff the terrorists will have won.
ROTFLMAO!
To: Joe Boucher
"Tofurkey is Soylent Brown!" Does the word "Tofurkey" look like a curse word at first glance to anybody else?
To: SamAdams76
Gonna have to pass pass on that one Kate, but I will consider any other requests made by you.
To: Constitutionalist Conservative; Sungirl; Fraulein
BUMP!
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:44:53 PM PST
by
Cool Guy
To: one_particular_harbour
They aren't cheap. Several years ago, I priced one at 75 bucks. Hate to think what they are now.Well that's if you get them new!
Seriously, complete with all the trimmings for 20 is $99.
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Are you supposed to shape it like a turkey?Do mold it with your hands?Thats stuff must be pretty fowl!.......Sorry,I couldnt resist.
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:49:34 PM PST
by
Fintan
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
We'll be having meat turkey. From a bird. Raised in oppressive confinement, force-fed chemicals and foodstuffs, beheaded, gutted, plucked, then roasted slowly for several hours with dried, seasoned bread crumbs jammed into its vicseral cavity.
I expect it to be delicious.
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:51:28 PM PST
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IronJack
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
Good News For Vegetarians & Turkeys . . . The turkeys are the small, plucked ones. Well, the naked, small, plucked ones. With the stuffing ...
Better ask before you start carving ...
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:53:11 PM PST
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IronJack
To: Tony in Hawaii
Soy has chemicals in it that mimic the effect of estrogen on the human body. That explains a lot about vegetarian "men."
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:55:24 PM PST
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IronJack
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
But does it say, "Gobble, gobble?"
I know I should eat less meat, more tofu. But every time I buy tofu, I keep watching the expiration date on the container so I can throw it out without guilt...
To: Constitutionalist Conservative
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posted on
11/21/2001 3:58:44 PM PST
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SC DOC
To: one_particular_harbour; goodieD; Eagle Eye
Hey, can you deep-fry one of those Turduckens?
To: IronJack
That explains a lot about vegetarian "men."I was just thinkin' the same thing.
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