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Laura Bush Zings Hillary
NewsMax ^ | November 18, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

Posted on 11/18/2001 10:43:59 AM PST by MeekOneGOP

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To: Roebucks
Can you imagine if Jeff Foxworthy did a routine on "You Might Be a Clinton..."?!

If your Vaseline bill is larger than your speaking fee, you might be a Clinton!

41 posted on 11/18/2001 11:37:06 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: jslade
Ah Hillary...a class act. Hillary flashes for votes
LOL! You forgot the (whispers) barf alert!. . .
42 posted on 11/18/2001 11:37:33 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Paul Atreides
LMAO! Priceless. You should email him with the idea. He'd be guaranteed plenty of belly laughs.
43 posted on 11/18/2001 11:38:22 AM PST by Roebucks
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To: Angelique
That is the big difference in being intelligent and being smart: intelligence is being well-read, always willing to learn, listening to others, etc.; whereas, smart is fooling people into thinking you are intelligent.

Laura is intelligent.

Livia Rodham is smart.

44 posted on 11/18/2001 11:40:07 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Roebucks
If you bury more people than you have over for a dinner party, you might be a Clinton.
45 posted on 11/18/2001 11:42:01 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Diver Dave
Oh-oh. I think Pres. Bush is going to be in trouble here. The unhonorable jr. senator from New York will take out her revenge by voting against every Bush endorsed bill to come before the Senate. ;^)
LOL! As if she was gonna support his agenda in the first place?. . .
46 posted on 11/18/2001 11:42:18 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: EggsAckley
'Someone once asked Juliette Prowse how to succeed in show business. Her answer was, "Think like a man, work like a dog, and act like a lady."'

Well Hillary acts like a man, looks like a dog, and thinks she is a lady.

47 posted on 11/18/2001 11:45:22 AM PST by Bogey78O
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To: Paul Atreides
If your buck stops at the Chinese "White House", you might be a Clinton.
48 posted on 11/18/2001 11:46:04 AM PST by Roebucks
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To: nutmeg
I am proud of our First Lady!
49 posted on 11/18/2001 11:47:43 AM PST by Qathleen
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To: Paul Atreides
If the digital readout on your air bed remote control is set to "Monica", you might be a clinton.
50 posted on 11/18/2001 11:48:12 AM PST by Roebucks
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To: Roebucks
If you can "hit" the sink with your back to it, you might be a Clinton.
51 posted on 11/18/2001 11:49:31 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: jslade
Ah Hillary...a class act. Hillary flashes for votes

Hey! That's a fake! You can't fool me! Hillary usually tucks those under her belt or ties them together behind her back.

From the grave,

Signed

Vince Foster

52 posted on 11/18/2001 11:49:44 AM PST by isthisnickcool
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To: isthisnickcool
Notice, the article said the audience "roared with laughter"!! These are Livia Rodham's people and they loved the comment!
53 posted on 11/18/2001 11:51:08 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
....smart is fooling people into thinking you are intelligent.

Until one meets a "smart" fellow, it takes a while to become intelligent, but after a while, one beomes REAL intelligent! Utlitmately, isn't it the soul that makes one intelligent?

54 posted on 11/18/2001 11:53:40 AM PST by Angelique
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To: Paul Atreides
If you send yourself salmonella viles in the mail to feel included, you might be a clinton.
55 posted on 11/18/2001 11:54:19 AM PST by Roebucks
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To: Roebucks
If you are the number one customer of the publishers of "Leaves of Grass", you might be a Clinton.
56 posted on 11/18/2001 11:56:49 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
if you always thought that vince foster looked good in a rug, you might be a clinton....
57 posted on 11/18/2001 11:57:18 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Angelique
True. I have known of some very intelligent people who aren't very smart and vice versa.
58 posted on 11/18/2001 11:58:01 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
If your eyes can roll backwards into your skull while your demon head spins, you might be a hillary.
59 posted on 11/18/2001 12:00:00 PM PST by Roebucks
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To: xsmommy
If you're the one who got Rosemary Woodhouse pregnant, you might be a Clinton.
60 posted on 11/18/2001 12:00:16 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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