[Dick Bachert]

Jeez, how could you forget clintoon's upcumming tome?

Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.

“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early best-selling classics as

“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre

Two of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide” and “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks.”

All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!

[backhoe]

Whew! Dick, that picture?

Unfortunately, there is a lot of truth in the humor of that "book"- so far, he's been laughing all the way to the bank. I hope we can change that with info like this:

Vanity Fair is preparing an investigative piece on the catastrophic failure of the Clinton State Department to snag bin Laden and learn vast amounts of information about al Qaeda in 1996 -
CLINTON'S LEGACY

CIA Sources: Clinton Administration 'Didn't Want' Bin Laden Arrested

Clinton and the Taliban

Did anyone else See Hillary doing the morning talk shows taking credit for the Afganistan Women?

Rep. ROHRABACHER (1999) -- How the Clinton Administration brought the Taliban to power

O'Reilly Factor Transcript: What Has Hillary Clinton Done for the 9/11 Families?

The 'clinton legacy'--never forgive, never forget:
http://martinfierro.tripod.com/LEWINSKY_TIMELINE.html

How to Destroy a Village: What the Clintons Taught a Seventenn-Year-Old

Unlike Hillary, Reagan Stopped for Injured Cop

Bill Clinton Shifts the Blame!

O'Reilly Wonders if Hillary Is Useless

I could go on, but you get the drift...