Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
That may partially explain why yer words are Words of Hope instead of the Words of Fear the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd spews forth with a persistently-EVIL monotony!!
Good fer you, my FRiend...MUD
They tell us what we want to hear
then they put us to sleep
after they win it becomes clear
once again they fooled the sheep"
Wow...that's beautiful, mon. I am genuinely honored to be yer FRiend.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...Happy Thanksgiving, we have many blessings to count.
I take it back, Mr. Lindsey, those are not the Words of a Cynic.
Hopeful FReegards...MUD
LOL...We shall name it a "Feast Fer Justice!!" to be followed immediately thereafter by the "Fast Fer Justice!!"
Slick Watts FReegards...MUD
Chang Yu interpretation said..."The nature of water is that it avoids heights and hastens to lowlands. When a dam is broken, the water cascades with irresistable force. A victorious general is able to make his people fight with the effect of pent-up waters which, suddenly released, shall plunge [Osama bin Clinton] into a bottomless abyss!!"
On this Day of Thanksgiving, Bless Thy Righteous Warrior...MUD
Yup...it's a mystery to me that a tome written over 2,400 years ago is still so applicable today.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
What an odd thing to say.
Sun Tzu's commentary are based solely upon his observations of human nature.
There's not a dime's worth of difference between human nature then, & human nature now.
It's no wonder an entire nation could be seduced, & embrace a piece of dung *like* Clintigula; when one considers there're those who think good & evil have somehow *changed* due to the passing of mere time.
IMO, that statement of your's is more of a mystery to me, than the writings of Sun Tzu will ever be.
Excellent point, of course, my FRiend...but I think if you follow the thread of conversations between goldilucky and I, I believe you will sense the tongue-in-cheek-iness. FWIW...I think goldilucky knows that "The Art of War" is not a Mystery Novel, and considering my respect fer the Bible, another Two Millenium Ol' Tome, you may sense some TIC-iness on my part as well.
You ready to Feast?!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Also, BTW, getting my hair cut tomorrow...all of it.
You bet your boots I am; armed & ready to roll. (~to the dinner table)
As soon as the culinary virtuoso's done in the gym?
She'll decend into the kitchen to orchestrate another masterpiece in her magnificent, very traditional way.
Naturally, the Human Cuisinard will be onhand as a chop-chop snitching pieces of pork sausage so swiftly all she'll feel is a slight breeze as I go in for the strike & back to safety. (this li'l gals hell with a wooden spoon...)
We'll watch the Packers & Lions while the house fills with the delicious aromas enjoyed but once every year. (turkey)
Now then, about this...
"...but I think I may have finally broken through to them and hope to see the music flowin' soon!!"
Why is it my imagination conjers-up an image of these poor musicians laying scattered about on the floor, eyes dilated, & in a state of total terminal shock?
Each one nodding as one mumbles, "OK Mudboy...OK...we give..."
I suppose I'm waaayyy off-base, eh? {G}
"Also, BTW, getting my hair cut tomorrow...all of it."
Well, son?
Go ahead; but lookit...
You'll never know what ya got, 'till you lose it...permanently.
...& even Sun Tzu knew that. :o)
Have a good, warm & relaxing holiday, now; & tell that beautiful Angel of your's I said, "Hi" to her. OK?
Hope you & your's have an excellent holiday & maybe, if we're lucky?
...the Bent1 will break-a-leg while choking on a Wish Bone.
You bet you can; if that's what would make you happy?
Then by Jove, Cherry Pie it is.
In fact, since *pie* (of any kind) is my favorite baked treat?
I shall some time in the future, crown you, "MissAmericanPieUSA."
Which incidentally, although the title's a life-long appointment?
There're no requirements making you show up at county fairs wearing a tacky little tiara, sash, & white pumps just to pat some freckled, toothless little redheaded kid on the head for winning the pie eating contest.
Actually, the honorarium's quite a piece of cake given the lack of duties accompanying the recognition? {g}
Quite an honor nonetheless, when you pause to consider just how much I cheerish a good pie.
I'll bet you are, Your Worship.
Tears streaming down your face, with a pie clutched in right hand ready to lauch at some smartass SciFi character. ~Yea...
btw; FYI the, "Academy" is colloqially called, The Nut House.
Pecan nuts, as a matter of fact.
Surely you know what I'm thinking about then, eh?
Ok I am ready to receive all the honors associated with the title MissAmericanPecanPie, but only on the Fourth of July. BTW white pumps are a basic wardrobe neccessity for native Texas women and big hair. I have been prepared all my life for this honor.
I knew it-knew it-knew it!!
I knew the crown was your's from the very get-go...
So.
*This* is destiny, eh? ;^)
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