You bet you can; if that's what would make you happy?
Then by Jove, Cherry Pie it is.
In fact, since *pie* (of any kind) is my favorite baked treat?
I shall some time in the future, crown you, "MissAmericanPieUSA."
Which incidentally, although the title's a life-long appointment?
There're no requirements making you show up at county fairs wearing a tacky little tiara, sash, & white pumps just to pat some freckled, toothless little redheaded kid on the head for winning the pie eating contest.
Actually, the honorarium's quite a piece of cake given the lack of duties accompanying the recognition? {g}
Quite an honor nonetheless, when you pause to consider just how much I cheerish a good pie.