"Black IV" (Behind Left's Lies...DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe)

Mud's Way-Too-Fertile Brain Cavity ^ | 13 November 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

Before and........MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...that'd be worth minimally 25#s"

Please expound, mi hermano...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"every picture you see of the guy shows him skinny as a rail"

Didn't he almost always wear that white tunic thing? We're still finalizing concepts fer CD covers and that could be a HOOt!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I hope your knuckles feel better."

LOL...no ma'am, that blood wasn't mine and my knuckles are just fine.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What's the best Chevy dealership around here? I'm lookin' to buy a gas-guzzlin' truck or SUV...I'd prefer handing over my money on this one to a Conservative."

You know, my FRiend, that's a very good question...let's ask the braintrust.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...are you goin' New or Used?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simply MUD"

"I don't wanna fight ya, but I durn sure will...
So if you don't want no trouble, you better just pass me on by!!"

CDB Rocks...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists' Cow!!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUD's House,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!

SlixMYbitch...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I know about the hamster incident..."

Richard Gere....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bald-Headed IndianBoy"

ROFLMAO...MUD

[backhoe]

What is really shocking is how the media, with a few brave exceptions, literally covers for the Clintons, even enthusiastically assassinating the characters of his critics, impugning their motives and smearing their reputations

Actually not surprising- 9 out of 10 were on his side from the start:

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[Mudboy Slim]

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...

Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocence in Kosovo!!
Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But each politician bleeds your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim

Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Today, just six corporations have a forceful grip on America's mass media. We should consider how to break the hammerlock that huge firms currently maintain around the windpipe of the First Amendment. And we'd better hurry.

The trend lines of media ownership are steep and ominous in the United States. When "The Media Monopoly" first appeared on bookshelves in 1983, author Ben Bagdikian explains, "50 corporations dominated most of every mass medium." With each new edition, that number kept dropping -- to 29 media firms in 1987, 23 in 1990, 14 in 1992, and 10 in 1997.

Published this spring, the sixth edition of "The Media Monopoly" documents that just a half-dozen corporations are now supplying most of the nation's media fare. And Bagdikian, a longtime journalist, continues to sound the alarm. "It is the overwhelming collective power of these firms, with their corporate interlocks and unified cultural and political values, that raises troubling questions about the individual's role in the American democracy."

Yep...MUD

BTW...God Save the Power of the Internet!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"

Richmond Times-Dispatch
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim

"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!

After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.

By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.

The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.

The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

(For discussion purposes only)

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (Clinton_is@War.Criminal) 1 06/15/1999 06:46:57 PDT

SlixMYbitch...MUD

[backhoe]

Slim, I have little doubt that without the growth of 'Guerilla News' via talk radio & the 'net, we'd be groaning under Clinton III.... it came along just in time to show people how corrupt the mainstream media has become.

[LiberteeBell]

I suggest our guys have not performed very well.

Obviously!

I hope I'm wrong and only time will tell.

I've read your posts on many threads and know you are a passionate person. How about lending some of that passion to The Cause (aka Mud's Jihad fer Justice)? Here's how I look at it: we may never see these criminals get convictions. However, if by exposing them for what they are prevents Hitlery from ever running for office again, specifically the presidency, we will have been victorious.

We have to give the sheeple the proper education, little by little and who knows? Maybe if we make enough noise.....

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it came along just in time to show people how corrupt the mainstream media has become."

IMHO, it didn't just "come along" as much as the Effete Elite's Stranglehold on the Tools fer Desseminatin'(sp?) Information made it Imperitive that unfiltered, UNTAXED Alternative News Sources became Absolutely Vital to the Preservation of Liberty and Justice as Concepts Worth Conserving in the Great American Experiment.

FReegards...MUD

Oh, and BTW, don't forget fer a cotton-pickin' minute that America is STILL the Shining City Upon the Hill...and The World is Watching!!!

[LiberteeBell]

PATRIOTS are not "Revolutionaries" trying to overthrow the government of the United States.

PATRIOTS are "Counter-Revolutionaries" trying to prevent the government of the United States from overthrowing the Constitution of the United States.

-Unknown Author Thanks to B4Ranch for the quote.

I do thank B4Ranch. I'm tired of being called a traitor when I attempt to defend the Constitution.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...know you are a passionate person."

Poet is a good FRiend and a passionate Patriot, but he has been bit by the Medyuh's Hopelessness Bug...thanks fer noticing that an antidote is at our FRiend's disposal.

Hey poet, please regale us with some of that groovy werd-makin' you do, mi hermano....

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm tired of being called a traitor when I attempt to defend the Constitution."

I prefer to be addressed by my proper given name, "RightWingWhacko!!"

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Please see #252, my FRiend...MUD

[putupon]

Richmond Ford for a SUV, Colonial Ford for a truck.