"Black IV" (Behind Left's Lies...DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe)

Mud's Way-Too-Fertile Brain Cavity ^ | 13 November 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

Before and........MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it's not like he had a lot of weight to lose to begin with..."

Landru, nuthin' personal cuz I know you don't like hangin' with the Lib'rals, but you'll get a kick outta this one....

Slim's got AT LEAST 35 extra pounds that he could survive on during the Fast Fer Justice!!

LOL...after I shave my head, do I need to wax it, too?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I see dollar bills flying *straight* at me."

Get over it, BOY!! They are but Distractions to Yer True Purpose in Life!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, beautiful!! Now, mi lady, promise me, now...when yer Books of Knowledge go hardback, please let me do the Cover Artwork!! I shall make you proud...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Why doesn't that stuff ever happen to me?"

You gotta want it, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy Neighbor, let's do Lunch...MUD

[backhoe]

Slim, if I were recommending one link, it would be this:

-Murder, Inc.--

Big file, but links and associates so many names, events, dates, & places it's worth loading.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...if I were recommending one link"

If you recommend it, I shall study it, my FRiend!! Actually, Dirty Harry's a close personal FRiend of mine...ask him about his red, white and blue speedo's!!

Just kiddin' my HuskerBuddy...the Missuz finally admitted that yer atire upon yer visit was aesthetically-acceptable...I figger she was just spooked by the Chopper!!

FReegards...MUD

FWIW...the Missuz still thinks anybody who would hang out with me on-line must therefore be certifiably INSANE!!
SHE LOATHES FReepers!!!

[Snow Bunny]

Yipeeeee for Mud. You did great and I hope your knuckles feel better.

[jla]

Hey there Mud...Sorry for going off-topic, but what's the best Chevy dealership around here?
I'm lookin' to buy a gas-guzzlin' truck or SUV.

Now, unlike Ukrop's, I'd prefer handing over my money on this one to a Conservative.

Thanks for any input on the matter ya may have.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Certifiably insane? LOL! She probably wouldn't enjoy this thread then (but I think you would): You might be a Clinton...., based on the Jeff Foxworthy theme, good for blowing off steam (that analogy was in poor taste...whoops, did it again!). (^:

[Alamo-Girl]

If it ever goes hardback, I will certainly take you up on the offer! Hugs!!!

[goldilucky]

I've never had much respect for Rivera's journalist work.

[goldilucky]

"BTW...GOPers Marry the Lookers so We Don't Have the Desire to Cheat!!...'specially with WhoreAldo...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You do know about Richard Gere and the Hamster Incident...do you not?!!"

Who are the "GOPers"?

Yes, I know about the hamster incident as I was sitting in a limousine back in 1990 with two screewriters telling me about the strange "incident". I found it kinda funny at first but I just don't believe everything I hear.

[goldilucky]

bump!

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Power of the Internet Threatens the Evil Trade Federation!!"

Rebels from Naboo must Rise Up in Defense of their Liberty!!

LOL...the European Union Shall Fail Becuz It Is All About Spreading SOCIALISM!!!

Thanks, Hammer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Who are the "GOPers"?"

LOL...sorry, my FRiend. "GOPers" is the same as Republicans, Pubbies, GrandOl'Partiers, etc. My wife doesn't like my shorthand, either...)=^D!! She says, "If you got rid of all the LOL's and BTW's and T-Maxx and SlixMYbitch's, maybe someone could understand the very valid points yer tryin' to make!!"

Oh well...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I will certainly take you up on the offer!"

Kewel, my FRiend...I'm actually an Architect and my artistic skills are a whole lot more advanced than my musical, computer, or writing skills, so I'll try not to disappoint.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What is really shocking is how the media, with a few brave exceptions, literally covers for the Clintons, even enthusiastically assassinating the characters of his critics, impugning their motives and smearing their reputations. These media storm troopers subjected the likes of Tripp and Jones to the most appalling abuse and constantly vilified Starr while defending the Clintons' corrupt practises.

There is literally no arm of government that has not been infected by this morally diseased administration. However, the Democratic Party and the mainstream media only remain untouched by Clinton's corruption because their moral collapse had take place decades ago. It was this collapse that made the Clinton administration possible.

Editor: Australia's media, particularly the Murdoch press, has stood four square behind the Clinton presidency, making a mockery out of the media's public's-right-to-know doctrine." from TPDL 2000-May-1, from the Washington Post 2000-Apr-29 p.B3, by Cindy Loose

Yep, I knew Rupert Murdoch was a Lefty 'HO!! Didn't know why I felt that way, but yer Right, it's because RupieBaby won't allow FNC to go after ClintonCriminality the way it deserves to be gotten after!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DESPISE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Great Work, Harry...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Whoops, did it again!"

LOL...yer a trip, Ms. Spears. Tell Bobdole I said "HI!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's been hard for anyone who knows the truth about the KLA and drugs to watch TV personalities such as Geraldo Rivera go to Albania and stand side by side in solidarity with these anti-Serb rebels whom they characterize as FReedom fighters."

Yep...Roger Ailes is gonna pay fer his Bone-Headed Hire of WhoreAldo!!! And I say that with all due respect fer Mr. Ailes, who usually has pretty good wisdom in these sort of things. I know Limbaugh likes him, but I can't tell if Rush trusts him as a "Conservative."

BTW...Rupert Murdoch's a PUNK!!

LOL...MUD