Posted on 11/13/2001 8:08:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
Yep...it's called Willful Ignorance!! And the Left gots it BIG-TIME!!
FReegards...MUD
Bull-HONKEE!! You watch too much Network News, my FRiend!!
"It's Bush's "lets move on" scenario."
Has Dubyuh expressed this policy-decision directly with you, or do you have some sort of documentation to back up such an absurd allegation?! Bush has done nothing of the sort, IMHO.
"Yeah right! clinton still has 1500+ fbi files or copies of them."
Screw 'em!! If we got guys on our side who are so compromised that they cannot even Vote their Consciences on the Question of TREASON and Abuse of Power...let them eat cake!!
"Justice will not prevail in this case, sad to say."
You have sooo much to learn, young pad-o-wan learner...MUD
Well, have you seen that ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to MUD's Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...
(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!
Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE MUD's COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
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Gotta believe Ronnie Van Zandt wouldda agreed with this song...MUD
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
SlixMYbitch...MUD
Yep, ladies, believe it or not, Disco's STILL single and digs beautiful FReeper-groupies!!
Lord knew what he wuz doin' when he didn't lead me to be a LeadSingerInARockNRollBand when I was a single man...
)8^D!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
You ever golf, sir?! If so, I'll meet you fer 18 sometime and we'll share a cart and by the end of the front nine, I will have changed yer mind 180 degrees. Is it a date?
"I was expecting Klinton to fry once Bush and Ashcroft got their positions...but instead of frying him, they are protecting him."
I disagree entirely...Klinton WILL FRY, and Dubyuh will stop none of it!! Ashcroft...well, I've got concerns about him, but some WallStreetGOPer said it best, "Dubyuh's the Conservative MOLE in his own Administration!!"...and Only a RINO would Pardon the Butcher of the Balkans, and Dubyuh ain't no RINO, IMHO!!
"There is no hope for justice in this realm."
Nine holes...that's all I ask...my treat.
FReegards...MUD
To tell you the Truth, I never even imagined that Dubyuh wasn't gonna show...if he'd blessed Earley and Schundler 2-3 times in October and once in November, the entire dynamics of that Race wouldda changed dramatically.
"Don't they teach math at that sissy school of yours? "
Sissy school, my hairy white arse...there ain't a Hokie been born whose Butt I can't kick. And I know HOOs a lot bigger than me!!
Math...nawww, I'm jist an Architect, Mr. Smythe.
"Ya finish cryin' yet?"
Mudboy don't cry 'ceptin' fer when he hears Patriotic Music...and when New Babies are Born.
"Of course, you did get the Tech score right!"
You noticed that little tidbit, didn't you? And I had AT LEAST two dozen folks in the stands noticing that as well...and they were just trying to figure out how we were gonna get the 16 I needed when it became 31-17. Sometime soon, sir, you and I need to have a little lesson in Numerology.
Congrats on yer win, ManOfFewTeeth, but don't doubt the Powers of...The Prescient One!!
Letters to the Editor
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Fax #(804)775-8090
Re: What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!
Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...
Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
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I faxed this out this afternoon, but I'm not sure the RTD will print it under my pseudonym...I've been a regular contributor to the paper's editorial page over the last 3-4 years and have sent Mr. MacKenzie copies of each of the libertarians' three cassettes to date. In other words, these folks know me and know my work.
I'll let you know if this gets printed...it usually takes at least one week.
FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD
1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Too much fun...MUD
Heard a rumor that T-Mac and Jerry were lovers...MUD
Yes...but like Chuckie Robb's wife and the EX-Rapist-in-Chief's wife, she's BUTT-UGLY!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...GOPers Marry the Lookers so We Don't Have the Desire to Cheat!!...'specially with WhoreAldo...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You do know about Richard Gere and the Hamster Incident...do you not?!!
I couldn't agree with you more, my FRiend...MUD
DemonRATS are Filthy Commie Peegs!!! You can call yerself Progressive or Socialist or Marxist or Collectivist or a FRiggin' RINO, but Left's NOTHING BUT SCUM these days!!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
Thank you kindly...MUD
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