[Dr. Frank fan]

Gore edged ahead of Bush under all the scenarios for counting all undervotes and overvotes statewide...

In other words, if illegal votes are counted. Got it.

Hell, if you count illegal votes, after the deadline, I could be the "true" President.

[Bubba_Leroy]

How much do you want to bet that those mounds of chads that appeared on on the floor when they were recounting, re-recounting and re-re-recounting the ballots were poked out by the "counters" in order to convert Nader and Buchanan votes into Gore "over votes"?

[Howlin]

In other words, if illegal votes are counted.

You're just a little off...let me help you out.

In other words, if illegal votes are counted ONLY IN FLORIDA.

[Howlin]

Oh, to put it a completely different way:

GEORGE BUSH WINS THE PRESIDENCY IF YOU DON'T COUNT ILLEGAL VOTES.

:-)

[Howlin]

Well, we have some illegal votes here in North Carolina; I demand that they be counted!

[JessicaDragonet]

Great line!!! Hey...I bet you could sell that one to Leno! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!