**FR EXCLUSIVE** bin Laden's Secret Messages: The Watch, A Ring and Videotape

ForiegnAndDomestic.com ^ | November 9, 2001 | David Brown

[constitution]

I shoot left-handed because my right eye is bad.

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Osama is left handed

[Fred25]

Hmmmmm........ “Watch ring”, “ring watch”, “watch rifle ring”, “watch beard ring rifle”.

Hey, these guys are wearing bleached and ironed shirts.

[razorback-bert]

In three years, his beard sure got gray or he is dying it as mr clinton does his hair.

[185JHP]

I like your emoticons - they remind me of Chuck Berry singing "Rockin' in two by two!"

[nunya bidness]

Hey, these guys are wearing bleached and ironed shirts.

By jove I think you've solved it Gonzo!

It was Ping the dry cleaner in the study with a fruit bat.

To the Fredmobile! (pat.pend.)

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Thank you

[Aliska]

I think it's something about foreplay while wearing a secret decoder ring.

[Fred25]

Yeah! They are staying at the Intercontinental Hotel in downtown Riad, Saudi Arabia!! See the big swimming pool beach towel behind them?? They bought the watches in the gift shop!!

[nunya bidness]

Ooh. So close. Actually it's the Radisson.

If you look real close you'll notice the background isn't a cave but the grotto next to the Flamingo Lounge.

Extra credit if you can tell me the name of their special concoction is?

[KeepUSfree]

No, he is telling everyone to watch "Lord of the Rings"....

[tsomer]

Muslims don't believe in foreplay.

[InvisibleChurch]

is this one of those Beatle album cover things ?

[Aliska]

Do they believe in afterplay?

[nicollo]

I'd worry more about the kind of towel he's wearing. Does it mean he's bathed in the last 48 hours? Or is dry cleaning available in his cave? Is it made in China, or is it an authentic Tallyban issue towel?

And how many wraps has he? Back when he was a simple Saudi zillionaire he used the basic "throw" towel, but now that he's the messiah he's got a wrap-around set. Is it kinda like the difference between an $8.99 MLB adjustable cap and an authentic, sized Big League jobbie?

What I really want to know is if there's a Nike swoosh on the other side...

[Calpublican]

I keep hearing comments about Osama's "charisma."

How come I don't get it. Don't see an ounce of charisma.

Bill Clinton's "charisma" was touted too and I never figured his out either.

I find decency and honesty charismatic. Must be something wrong with me.

[Calpublican]

Verrrry Interesting.

[MistyCA]

I completely agree with you. I have a friend who lived in Little Rock and told me several stories about the Clintons. She did not like Bill Clinton, and one reason was because of how she saw bill and hill treat each other. One day she was on a train and learned that Clinton was on the same train campaigning. Someone from the Clinton crew came back to the car she was on and said Mr. Clinton was coming back to see them and asked for hands who intended to vote for him. My friend was one who did not raise her hand so when Clinton came back to the car he approached her and put on all his smiles and charms and asked her why she was not going to vote for him. She was floored by his foreward manner as he took her hands and pulled her to her feet. He then gave her a big bear hug and pulled her off her feet and said, "You'll vote for me! You'll love me" or something to that effect, smiling and teasing in his folksy manner. He then had a picture of the two of them taken together with his arm around her shoulder, and had the picture sent to her. According to her, that's how he was...he approached each person one at a time and tried to overwhelm them with his charming behavior. Well, as my friend put it...it's enough to make a sane person puke, but a lot of people just eat that stuff up. Pardon me while I go do something about this tummy!

[poweqi]

I've looked at the hand writing on the anthrax letters and I am convinced that they were written by a leftie!