lowbridge: Place your left hand on this bible and raise your right hand
Aurelius: Ok
lowbridge: Now, repeat after me. I, Aurelius, do hereby swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Aurelius: I, Aurelius, do hereby swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
lowbridge: Please take the stand. Now, where were you on the day of November 9?
Aurelius: Why, I was posting on FreeRepublic.
lowbridge: You expect us to believe that phony alibi?
pain in the butt pissant defense lawyer: I object your honor!
Corrupted bribe taking Judge: Sustained.