Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. The next time we have a local crank threatening his neighbors with guns out here in the West, I’ll make sure the Sheriff in the local jurisdiction calls you for advice. You can charge a $5 a day consultant’s fee, you can come out here and handle the armed crackpot all by yourself. We’ll be sure to call on you the next time we are in danger. Send me your phone number and I’ll program it right into my phone, right next to 911.
I guess we should have called you when the Cortez, Colorado militia crackpots were murdering people, stealing vehicles, and ravaging the countryside a few years ago. Colorado had to call out the National Guard to try to track them down, but the next time Colorado has any trouble with outlaws and bandits, I’ll call the governor and advise him to call you in on the case. You can track them down single-handed and talk them into giving up. I can just see brave ol’ Philman walking up to the killers, one by one, and disarming them with his bare hands.
Send me your phone number and I’ll program it right into my phone, right next to 911.
Fred, if you live out in the boonies I suggest you arm and defend your own damn self. The deputies, or I, would only find your carcass if your life were truly threatened.
If you think that having an emergency number on your phone will save you, then send me where your pre-paid burial will be and I'll send flowers. 'Cause IF someone were to be so intent on taking your life a phone call would not save you.
I’ll call the governor and advise him to call you in on the case.
I'll tell him to follow your advice and call 911 if he calls...okay? Of course, he might get a quicker response time than you or I!
You don't have a clue about the facts of this case yet you assume you know everything about it.
Don't you even have the decency to learn the facts before you start dancing on this man's grave?