First we would have the " airing of (political) grievances " and then " the (political) feats of strength."
I like that Festivus pole idea. My wife just bought a pair of very sexy leather pants, and we were both talking about installing a poll in the bedroom so she can do a "Bada Bing" dance on it while we blast the theme from the Sopranos.
Anyone know where I can get a cheap Festivus pole?