[jude24]

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

Wow... what a zinger. I don't think anyone can top that line.

[headsonpikes]

"They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States."

You're right; that's a great line!

[savedbygrace]

I don't think anyone can top that line.

Still chuckling, I think this one does:

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

[Let's Roll]

This one was good too:
"Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking." No wonder Rush calls them sucker moms.