Authorities state that the bear became uncontrollable one evening on a manhattan binge lacked olives, raiding the homes of several villagers to eat porrige and check the softness of thier sleeping quarters. Antonin Crapaloadof stated that the bears guttural noises sounded like "this ones too soft, this ones too hard, this ones just right" right before it collapsed on the mattress.
In a followup, the bear has completed a 12 step program and accepted Christ as his redeemer and holds a steady job at the local KFC making cole slaw where he bemaons the availability of moderate paying jobs. "Theres really no place for an ex vodkahund like me to get good job training" He emphatically stated, "capitalism sucks and so does perrier"
After his conversion, that's just the cross he'll have to bear.