After a night of particularly stupid one-line vanity posts (and a fair number of beers) I started responding to these posts with the most ridiculous and nonsensical thing I could think of. That happened to be the phrase "I like cheese". It wasn't intended to have any meaning other than "this is ridiculous".
Apparently it caught on... (along with AppyPappy's "a moose bit my sister" response)
So you really DON'T like cheese? I feel like such a fool.
For now on I will take your cheese with a grain of salt.