Please explain "CHEESE" to me.

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[Delta-Boudreaux]

Ok,

As a relatively new Freeper, I haven't a clue to what CHEESE means.... yes, I know the stuff a person can eat. But there are the "Must like cheese" statements and the like. I did a search and there was no good explanation that I could find. Anyone caring to explain on this vanity post, please enlighten a new freeper.

Regards

Delta-Boudreaux

[mlibertarianj]

Ladies and Gentlemen! Please! Where is the wine? Amd what wine goes best? White Zinfedel? Merlot? Johannesburg Riesling?

[plinker's2sense]

Oh, cheese whiz! I still don't get it.

[Steve0113]

Don't hold your breath waiting for a straight answer to your question.

But here goes. References to cheese show up when the topic of a thread isn't interesting enough to hold people's interest, and they start posting humorous inane comments, just for the fun of it. Feel free to ignore those posts, unless you can improve on them. :)

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

WHEW... WHO CUT THE CHEESE ?

[alancarp]

It an inticing fastball, usually best served above the letters.

[TC Rider]

It's sort of like Kwanza.

Exactly, except for the fact that cheese has reality.

I cheese, therefore I spam.

[Fury]

I melted 50 pounds of cheese, poured it all over my car and it made a great protectant against the elements...

[janetgreen]

OK who cut the cheese?

My three sons did, in fact, they used to have contests to see who was best.

[JRandomFreeper]

It's like this Boudreaux... You better get a beer, this might take a bit.

Silly or strange vanity threads generally bring up a discussion of various cheeses. (Cheddar, gouda, Bleu, swiss). The stranger the thread, the more silly it gets. You might see a reference to someone's sister being bit by a moose. The moose and the sister are ok. You would need to do a search to find the reference.

You might know that your posting is not being taken seriously if someone posts that they like cheese.

GRIN!

/john

[katykelly]

We're #1, even if the sportscasters don't know it. Can't wait for tomorrow! LOL!

[clintonh8r]

Cottage cheese isn't cheese and it doesn't come from a cottage. Wus up wit dat?

[EdZep]

It's awfully Gouda you to bring this question up...

I used to like cheese with rye in it, but I got caroway'd with it.

Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.

[Gadsden1st]

Where is the wine?

I don't like how slow this war is going.

Why don't they love us?

I can't get logged in?

[Fury]

I can't get logged in?

I thought it was "Am I logged in?"

[billhilly]

Is it also good for skeeters? From the sound of the name, DeltaBudreaux, there's going to be some skeeters involved somewhere. Gators too, I expect.

[AMERIKA]

It means "Do you want some cheese with that whine (wine)?"

[tet68]

Ok,you asked for it.

The things are every where!

On cheese especially!

I think they taste a little like chicken,a very little chicken.

[neuron2]

If someone is whining too much, you say to them "Do you want some cheese with your wine?" So the cheese reference just means they are a whiner. Now I'll be banned for telling you this.

[Fury]

No - skitters! ;)

[rwt60]

Perhaps they are mr0ons.