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To: Mudboy Slim; cdwright; Victoria Delsoul; dwbh; Landru; Jim Robinson; NoDemocratsIn2000; FallGuy...
"MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits..."

I DO AGREE:

THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!

ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!
THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees! …Go for it…and thanks.

LOL,LGE

510 posted on 11/16/2001 1:14:04 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade; Landru
WOW...I'm emailing that to my parents, they'll be SOOOO PROUD!!!

ROFLMAO...you crack me up, LGE, you have EXACTLY the Right Attitude!! Believe in the Righteousness of Yer Cause, then Endeavor Tirelessly to Make It So!!

FReegards...MUD

Hey Dan, this gal's a keeper!!

511 posted on 11/16/2001 1:15:09 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
ROFL! Obi-wan-mud.
514 posted on 11/16/2001 1:16:19 PM PST by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
WHOOSH!
524 posted on 11/18/2001 5:59:32 PM PST by dead culture watch
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