"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
)=^D...DiabolicalMUD
He told a good story...and US Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the Joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
WHOREaldo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks up in Harlem...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline...
"FLASH: DEMOCRATS SLAUGHTERED! SWEET JUSTICE...BE THINE!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, US Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim
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Alright, folks, how's this for the Jimmy-the-Greek Prediction of the Century...over the next twelve months, the House Republicans get around to RE-IMPEACHING Bill Clinton for TREASON (ChinaGate) and ABUSE OF POWER (Kosovo, etal.)...at which point, the DemocRATic Senators have a decision to make going into the November, '02 elections, "Do I blindly support Corruption and Political Decadence at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment just because it's being committed by a member of my own Party...or do I cut my losses and come to the long-overdue realization that I will never, EVER, be able to live down my elitist, unpatriotic "Vote To Acquit" a known Felon, Rapist, and Traitor to the Greatest Nation in the History of Mankind?"
Those Democratric Senators who choose the wrong path will be summarily dismissed in the upcoming elections in '02...or in '04...FReepers have loooooooooooooong memories!!!!!!!
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
SlixMYbeach...MUD