Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...
John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's Blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!
That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes, they're OBSCENE!!
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!
John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
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To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--
Thanks for showing me a great time...I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women this great Country has ever produced. We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!
Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)
Still kickin' up my heels, my FRiends...MUD
Yep...and the Right's Gonna Win in a ROUT 'cuz the Left Ain't Got NO PASSION!!
FReegards...MUD
"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
)=^D...DiabolicalMUD
He told a good story...and US Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the Joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
WHOREaldo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks up in Harlem...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline...
"FLASH: DEMOCRATS SLAUGHTERED! SWEET JUSTICE...BE THINE!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, US Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim
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Alright, folks, how's this for the Jimmy-the-Greek Prediction of the Century...over the next twelve months, the House Republicans get around to RE-IMPEACHING Bill Clinton for TREASON (ChinaGate) and ABUSE OF POWER (Kosovo, etal.)...at which point, the DemocRATic Senators have a decision to make going into the November, '02 elections, "Do I blindly support Corruption and Political Decadence at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment just because it's being committed by a member of my own Party...or do I cut my losses and come to the long-overdue realization that I will never, EVER, be able to live down my elitist, unpatriotic "Vote To Acquit" a known Felon, Rapist, and Traitor to the Greatest Nation in the History of Mankind?"
Those Democratric Senators who choose the wrong path will be summarily dismissed in the upcoming elections in '02...or in '04...FReepers have loooooooooooooong memories!!!!!!!
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
SlixMYbeach...MUD
It wasn’t very long ago…
I can still remember how
That our Nation’s freedom used to make me smile.
And I knew that if given the chance,
That precious freedom; lives would enhance,
And would make our citizens happy for a long, long while.
But Sept. 11 made me shiver,
With every paper I’d deliver,
Bad news on the doorstep…
I couldn’t take one more step.
And I remember all the tears I cried
When I read about how many died
But something touched me deep inside
The day our Freedom died.
So…
Sky high our American Pride
On that dreadful morning when it opened our eyes
Our Nation united under tragedy’s sky
Singin’, “This will be the day that we Rise,
This will be the day that we Rise.”
They thought they could steal our Patriot love,
But we showed our faith in God above.
The strength in our resolve began to glow.
And now it’s time to “rock ‘n roll”
And mete out justice for those many souls
And teach the world that Freedom dies real slow.
So take heed Saddam and bin Laden.
You will soon pay for your ghastly sin.
We’re coming after you.
You’re reign of terrorism’s through.
We’re rollin’ in just like a big Mack Truck.
American Cowboys on our broncin’ bucks.
You bastards just ran out of luck,
And now it’s time to die.
And we’re singin’
Sky high our American Pride.
On that dreadful morning when it opened our eyes.
Our Nation united under tragedy’s sky.
Singin’, “this will be the day that we RISE!!
This will be the day that We RISE!!
Now President Bush is as solid as stone.
And as a nation, United we’ve grown.
But that’s not how it used to be.
We’ve gained support from the world’s kings and queens
From Britain to Japan and all in between.
And the voice of support that comes from you and me.
Bin Laden thought that he could bring us down.
But he soon will lose his evil crown.
Justice will not be spurned.
A death sentence has been returned.
Now US bombers will provide the spark.
As special forces close-in in the dark.
Your ass will have no place to park.
Our FREEDOM has not died!!
That’s why we’re singin’
Sky High our American Pride.
On that dreadful morning when it opened our eyes.
Our Nation united under tragedy’s sky.
Singin’, This will be the day that we RISE!!
This will be the day that we RISE!!
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like Left's dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
MUDBOY SLIM
Utmost FReegards...MUD
VA FReepers--and FReepers who know Right-minded folks in Virginia--PLEASE take the time to start reminding folks how important it is to DEFEAT THE KLINTONKLONE, Mark Warner!! E-mails, Phone Calls, Personal Visits...whatever it takes, get the Right to the polls on Tuesday, 6 November!!
Get Out The Vote!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...Coop, I've pinged all the VA FReepers up to you, but there's plenty more where those Screen Names came from!! Anybody else wanna help bump up some folks for some major e-FReepin' to all Virginia Patriots' friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances?!
The Carpet-Baggin' Criminal, Mark Warner, must not be allowed to soil our Governor's Mansion...
NOT ON OUR WATCH!!!
Good to have you on board, my Friend...this is Thread III outta XX, so come on back every once in awhile and help us FReep Clinton into Prison!!
Justice Shall Go to Those Who Will Not Be Denied!!
FReegards...MUD
Every moment of every day, mi amigo...the website's in the works [MudboySlim.com] and my band--The Centaurs--is bringing more and more tunes on-line so that we can sell both the karaoke (i.e. no vocals) version and the Mudboy Slim version directly for folks to burn their own CD's or they can buy a particular CD...I've produced four 60-minute CD's so far, but we're remixing them all before re-releasing to the public.
Before you know it, Rush's gonna be playing our FReeperToons to his 25 Million listeners, then all Hell's gonna break loose!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Over 500 songs FReeped to date with more coming on-line daily.
FReegards...MUD
Ain’t it surreal outside
Hijacked planes have resounded
Twin Towers…fire inside
American rally’s around it
Sadly, I’ve been there
And you’ve been here
But we’ve have both taken time to shed many tears
Now Bin Laden’s a man who’s wreaked havok on our land
Now he hides ‘neath the skirt of the Taliban
But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky
Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
The attacks happened so fast
No one in the world missed them
In glory, the terrorists basked
But it’s a short-lived enlistment
Sadly, I’ve been there
And you’ve been here
But we’ve both taken time to shed many tear
Now Bin Laden’s a man who’s wreaked havok on our land
Now he hides ‘neath the skirt of the Taliban
But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky
Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
Now Bin Laden’s a man who’s wreaked havok on our land
Now he hides ‘neath the skirt of the Taliban
But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky
Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
Now Bin Laden’s a man who’s wreaked havok on our land
Now he hides ‘neath the skirt of the Taliban
But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky
Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
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