After your post, there really isn't any reason post anything more to this thread.....it would be fruitless...it can't possibly get any better.
ROTFL!
Yes, indeed. It's simple, really. A billion monkeys banging on the keys of a billion typewriters for a billion billion years ought to be able to handle it--provided they don't screw up and write Hamlet first.
Nothing miraculous about mindless, directionless evolution. Just take inanimate matter, sprinkle liberally with time, and--PRESTO--Charles Darwin!