An Open Letter to the Maha Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!"

MUD's Fertile Mind ^ | 17 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dear Rush:

As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!

However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!

"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!

Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!

"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"

My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.

In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!

Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper

[uncitizen]

My FRiend, have you lost yer ability to recognize subtlety?! SHEEEESH...Rush was beggin' fer a letter like this by making the statements he made in today's first hour!!

Why would Rush be beggin' for a letter like this?

Like I said, think beyond Rush's FReeper Composite Picture...Rush's job is to keep 20+ Million folks engaged long enuff for them to hear--and understand--the things you and I and most FReepers take fer granted (i.e. The Left is EVIL, NWOers are anti-American Socialists, and the Federal Leviathan could be cut to one-quarter of its present size and Americans wouldn't miss a beat!!)

Well, as you correctly guessed, I don't listen that often, but when I do, I'm not hearing our message. Rush's analyses, if you can call them that, are very superficial IMHO [if not downright "disingenuous" (i love that word!)]. There's not much more than Bush cheerleading.

Keep the faith, my FRiend, Rush is on OUR side...MUD

I'll give you this: I don't believe Rush is a "knowing" participant in the NWO. But I pray you're right. Your FRiend, uncitizen

[TexanaRED]

When I first heard about the towers on the radio, my first thought was the ELF did it.

[uncitizen]

No, you really are KOOKS. Disguising it as patriots wrapped in all that is American and apple pie wont cut it. Rush has many times over the years explained why you folks are wrong. It's too simple for some of you apparently.

Those simple explanations are made for simple-minded people, like you.

[goldilucky]

That was one pretty strong letter. I never even thought that perhaps the anthrax could be coming from those lefty nutheads. Very clever. What I'd like know is how they got the anthrax? And what Cal State University that professor who was ranting to CNN works at?

Rightwing Militiamen.......that professor is absolutely nuts. But hey....maybe he should be afraid of some of us militiamen/women. After all we ARE the unprofessional standing army to be recognized in the Second Amendment per Title 10 U.S.C. Sec. 311. We are everywhere! Maybe he should think about leaving this country! Upon putting on my combat boots, it would be my pleasure to escort him out with a boot in the arse.

The fight for freedom is eternal vigilance. Never fall asleep on it!

[dwbh]

You might be right...but I don't think the left would send anthrax to both liberals and conservatives (or semi-conservatives in this case)...If they wanted to make it look as if this was the work of right wingers, they would target ONLY the left.

I'm prone to think that it's homegrown right-wing terror groups (a la Tim McVeigh) that are responsible for the anthrax scares, simply because of the liberal perception that surrounds these targets. I suppose it could be a left-wing terror group wanting to frame right-wingnuts, but all other things being equal, Occam's Razor says go with the more obvious solution.

And remember: the Taliban is a very hard-line right-wing group. =)

[dwbh]

BTW Mud, when are you going to post to the Chimp? Send me a Freepmail when you do, and I'll be happy to jump right in. =)

[dwbh]

FYI: Are militia groups right here at home responsible for the anthrax attacks?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just make sure you have some evidence to back this stuff up. We liberals are real sticklers when it comes to that. =P"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hoo, baby, you are a funny one...woah, I can't see straight I'm laughing sooo hard!! LOL...ROFL...ROFLMAO!!! The Left has demonstrated fer years that the TRUTH MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to them!! In fact, a DemocRATic Senator was quoted during the so-called Senate Impeachment Trial that the House Managers could present video-taped evidence of Der SchleekMeister RAPING an Intern, then slitting her throat in the Oval Office and not one DemocRAT Senator would Vote to Convict!!!

Lib'rals are Vile, Scum-suckin' creatures destined for Eternal Damnation, good sir, ABANDON THEM while yer Soul remains intact...or am I too late in selflessly trying to save yer Soul, my self-described liberal FRiend?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Haven't had a Black and Tan at Awful Arthur's in a long while."

Awful Arthur's it is, my FRiend...Legends' Brewery's deck is not nearly as fun once the temperature starts dipping down. FReepMail me with the particulars and I look forward to the honor of seeing you, mi amigo.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...depending on what day yer in town, the Happy Hour specials on various steamed seafood options are awesome!! And I gotta get me a CrabCake Sandwich...none of that gawldurned bread fillin' at AA!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mud, your tin foil had picked up a garbled message....if the Enviro-Wackos had any part, would the REALLY send anthrax to their SOUL mates in the liberal wing of the democratic party?....Tom Dashle is ON THEIR SIDE."

Ahhh, my FRiend, apparently you did not read my letter to the Lovable Fuzzball thoroughly or you would have noticed that I addressed this obvious objection to my theory. So--again--I offer fer yer consideration.....

"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, [and now, li'l Dannie "I love Castro" Rather] and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"

"My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion."

Capiche, mi amigo?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Reischtag fire. Sacrifice some of your own and blame it on the opposition."

What sacrifice?! This OVERBLOWN "CRISIS" has resulted in the the loss of one--count'em, one--Life...gimme a break!!

Other than that, yer understanding of my position is PROFOUND!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I just don't think the enviro-whackos would target their friends..."

The Leftist Cause of Destroying the Sheeple's Access to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness far outweighs any partnership they may have with the Leftist Med'yuh.

"they wouldn't think twice about hurting republicans..."

Of course...

"...even though I think Greenpeace (for example) is a terrorist group, I just don't see even them sinking this low..."

You need to get out more, my FRiend. The Left is DESPERATE!! Think back to '94-'95 when the GOP took over the House and Senate and it looked like a foregone conclusion that the EX-Traitor-in-Chief was a one-termer...do you actually believe Timothy McVeigh worked alone?! LOL...hang out a bit more with me and Mr. Rivero and Ms. Jade and you'll understand how naive you really are, my young FRiend.

"...only the extremist Muslims would do this....My opinion."

You could be Right...I readily admit that. However, please maintain an open mind to other possibilities...that's all I ask.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Some good old fashioned faked right wing militia attacks are just what the doctor ordered for the left right now, just like when OKC collapsed."

Go to the head of the class, my FRiend!! Dale, Sr. would be PROUD!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Now I'm Going to have to Listen to RUSH!! I wouldn't dare miss a Laff!!!"

Well, with only 15 minutes left in today's show, he's obviously not gonna bring it up today...but I'll continue to hound him with emails [to Rush@eibnet.com] linking this thread and hopefully he'll bring it up tomorrow. He's got my page number, so if he doesn't give me a buzz, it just proves he's scairt of me...LOL!!

"Good job, that's funny, heard the whole coversation in my mind! lol"

LOL...I have conversations with the Lovable Fuzzball--in my mind--all the time!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"but I don't think the left would send anthrax to both liberals and conservatives (or semi-conservatives in this case)...If they wanted to make it look as if this was the work of right wingers, they would target ONLY the left."

Who ever said the American Leftists were the only ones mailing Anthrax?! There's a whole lotta copy-cattin' going on, IMHO...I'm just saying that the Leftist Enviro-Whackos have gotta be the Primary Suspects in any Biological Terrorism...Double-Exclamation Point!!

RE-Impeach the Boy FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm not willing to exclude anyone or any group from the list of possible suspects--either from the sources of anthrax to whomever mailed the letters--and neither should the cops. It could be foreign terrorists, our own home-grown variety, a combination of the two, or a lone kook. At this point, with few clues, we simply don't know who did it or why. There are probable suspects, but without knowing anything more, why should one group or individual be excluded?"

I agree 100%, my wise FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the left attacks, they don't want to get caught so it's smaller attacks such as the unibomber. When the right wing militia attacks, it's medium size: abortion clinics, OKC (which would've been medium size if the Clinton La Cosa Nostra hadn't placed cutter charges inside). These are small attacks by a hiding perpetrator, it has the signature of a leftie."

Yep...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't forget the Ultra-Leftist Ted Kaczinski. You know? The mad bomber the Leftist media just loves to forget? Pretty radical, brutal & murderous SOB who'd do what the Liberal clymer did, ya know."

Algore's Eco-SoulMate, the Uni-Bomber, has a pretty good alibi, IMHO.

"I listened to the tape, pal. Can't recall laughing so hard, either."

Laughing...good. Thinking...better!! Believing...BEST!!!!

"Say...I certainly hope your music theory (sharps, flats, ~that kinda stuff?) *improved* commensurate with your improved recording hardware."

LOL...in my defense, all these songs were recorded and passed on via the first take!! Most times, I hadn't even practiced the FReeped words, just the original lyrics. I realize the results were extremely raw, but hopefully the passion behind the words carried thru!!

"I'd quote some of my favorite lines here; but, the Old Man would have a stroke & yank my a$$ from the forum, throw it & the key in cyber-stern."

JimRob received complimentary copies of each and every Mudboy Slim and the libertarians release, so quote away, mi amigo!! BTW...what did you think of the excerpts from Rush's show and the movie clips...there's a Method to that Mudness as well!!

"Too damned bad you can't post MP3 file(s) of your handiwork here; as other's will jpegs?"

Soon enuff, my FRiend, soon enuff!!

"People can't appreciate your stuff reading just the words....nor can they grasp how really crazy you are ~'till they hear the voice behind the brain behind the words. :o)"

Well, at least my intended "tone" made it thru to the listener...LOL!! Have you ever heard Keb Mo's song, "Muddy Water"? It's gonna be a classic once I'm done FReepin' it!!

"They got the whole town shakin'...I'm thinkin' straight...
They got the Blues in Mississippi...I'm goin' back someday!!
Well, I ain't gonna fuss and fight...and I ain't stayin' up all night...
Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change...let everybody think I'm a little bit strange...!!!"

Heh heh henh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Last I heard--and this was before they transferred Tim McVeigh to Indiana, so it's been a while--he, McVeigh and Ramzi Yousef did turns in an exercise yard in Florence, Colorado. I don't even want to think about the conversations they had."

You don't even wanna think about the conversations?! SHEEEESH...what'cha scairt of, my Friend?!! Bet'cha dead and Dukie and the big Head could imagine some dialogue...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD