Posted on 10/17/2001 10:43:41 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Dear Rush:
As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!
However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!
Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!
"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"
My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.
In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!
Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper
Now now now...let's watch the language...wouldn't want Lurkers thinkin' bad of ya.
MUD
Can you write prescriptions, Doc?! Or do you just call yerself a Doctor fer grins.
=^D...MUD
BTW...Mudboy's Bravado is NOT False!!
LOL...MUD
Is the RUMOR TRUE?!! Are you--Mr./Ms./Mrs./Miss/Dr. Sakic--really close personal FRiends with both Ted Kazcinski and Algore and can attest to the fact that they are not--in reality--one and the same person?! Especially with Algore's new beard and all...
CONFIRM OR DENY!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
BTW...thanks fer the bumps to this most-important of threads!!
Maybe that's why your mailman always seems so happy.
That's pretty much my take as well...MUD
Now...who's yer daddy?!
LOL...MUD
No, my Friend, unlike yer Patron Saint, li'l Willard, Mudboy is fairly well-endowed.
"Maybe it needs supplementing from someone who doesn't annoy those who come to know him."
You might get some sympathetic concurrence from some with that complaint...LOL!!
"Maybe she's deaf and dumb."
Nope, sorry...all her pieces and parts seem to work as advertised...thanks for the FRiendly advice nonetheless.
"The possibilities are endless."
Aren't they, though...MUD
I mostly think that Clinton didn't know about it. But at the same time the fact that he was in the safest part of the world in case of a nuclear exchange is a hell of a coincidence if it's a coincidence.
Unfortunately, I didn't get to watch it, but in reading about it in this morning's paper, it looks like Junior and Tony Stewart put on quite a show. BTW...while it looks like Gordon's got this years point race all wrapped up, did I ever tell ya that Ricky Rudd--a Chesapeake boy--in a friend of the family (not that close, but a friend nonetheless). Also, them Burton boys live just down yonder in Farmville and they are a coupla good guys as well.
#8Fan...MUD
ROFLM(HW*)AO!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...what's this you say about yer beautiful missuz bein' able to tickle the ivories?! Ya reckon she'd be willin' to collaborate on a song or ten if there's a potential paycheck in it fer y'all and she's never gotta meet me?!
(HW*)=hairywhite
FReegards...MUD
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