An Open Letter to the Maha Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!"

MUD's Fertile Mind ^ | 17 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dear Rush:

As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!

However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!

"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!

Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!

"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"

My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.

In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!

Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper

[sakic]

Your next coherent comment will be your first. Are you randomly pecking keys?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

After reading your letter, and similar posts, I can only conclude you are working for the Establishment. Like the '60's narc sitting next to you in English lit., or the CIA plant leading the Dow protest, or James Carville "helping out" the Israeli elections, you serve only to squelch legitimate dissent.

Your idiotic rantings suggesting that ANY American could be responsible for this debacle shows your true intent, which is to destroy genuine criticism in the country by making it appear insane. To take conspiracy theory to this ridiculous, dangerous level is treasonous.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm much more suspicious of ELF than I am of OBL, for the time being. He may be using "sleepers," but we've had eco-terrorist "sleepers" like Kazinsky killing Americans for years!!!" posted on 10/12/01 10:11 PM Pacific by SierraWasp

Exactly...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"My money is on the gremlins."

Yep...gremlins with GreenPeace & SierraClub bumper stickers on their Beemers!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Your next coherent comment will be your first."

Hey RINO-breath, outta all the Threads in the Joint, you haddta stumble into mine...here's to ya, kid!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

[sakic]

Red Skelton used to laugh at his own jokes too. Jackie the Jokeman as well. One is dead. The other's career is dead.

[Mudboy Slim]

"After reading your letter, and similar posts, I can only conclude you are working for the Establishment. Like the '60's narc sitting next to you in English lit., or the CIA plant leading the Dow protest, or James Carville "helping out" the Israeli elections, you serve only to squelch legitimate dissent."

Hey Doc, DISSENT THIS, you NewbiePUNK!!

"Your idiotic rantings suggesting that ANY American could be responsible..."

Is that really YOU, Doctor Kaczinski?!

"...for this debacle"

"Debacle"...LOL!! Such a non-Judgemental Word, now isn't it, Lefty TROLL?!!!!

"...your true intent, which is to destroy genuine criticism in the country by making it appear insane. To take conspiracy theory to this ridiculous, dangerous level is treasonous."

Are you callin' me a TRAITOR, Mr. UniBomber?! Now how nice is that?!

You Lib'ral twits never cease to amaze...MUD

BTW...not callin' you a Lib'ral twit, TPW, just beggin' fer yer input!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"One is dead. The other's career is dead."

Well, thank goodness I'm alive a kickin' Lefty TROLL Buttocks, right?! And my career's doin' just fine as well, thankyouverymuch!! Now...any more DEATH THREATS from YOU and you'll be in JimRob's DawgHouse, CAPICHE?!!!

You are not a very nice FReeper, Ms. Sakic...MUD

[sakic]

Death threats? You are truly delusional or merely a child seeking attention.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

"Wake up, Junior, you'll be late for the school bus. And no more spicy foods before bedtime."

[Landru]

Hey there ol' boy?
I see you've *met* the resident Socialists, eh? :o)

[backhoe]

Howdy Slim....RE:

"MENA: I, too, believe the boys on the tracks were murdered..."

Seen this?

The Boys on the Tracks-

[Snow Bunny]

BUMP to you Mud. This is excellent .

[goldilucky]

Unfriendly seems more like it.

[Mudboy Slim]

"You are truly delusional..."

We'll see, twit...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I know you are, but what am I..."

and...

"I'm rubber, yer glue..."

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I see you've *met* the resident Socialists, eh? :o)"

Ain't nuthin' I can't handle...MUD

[sakic]

Nah, nah, nah. Maybe if I argue at your level you'll feel more comfortable. Facts seem to be no concern to you. You specialize in nonsense and false bravado, sh*t for brains.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Get in a good recovery program. And this time, stick with it.