An Open Letter to the Maha Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!"

MUD's Fertile Mind ^ | 17 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dear Rush:

As you must be fully aware of by now, sir, I consider myself to be amongst your greatest fans (and, yes, some folks who say that are actually sincere and not Seminar Callers). So, when I hear you presenting the LoonyLeftist Cal-State Professor's rantings on CNN about RightWing Militiamen being responsible for the Anthrax Terror, I immediately realize you are "working an angle." Your response to the Cal-State Leftist was to in essence say that you believe Saddam Hussein is the Root Cause of All Evil and that Domestic Terrorism could not possibly be suspected in this heinous crime. BWAHAHAHAHA...you are far too wise to believe that and I see Right thru your feigned naivete!!!

However, for the purpose of this e-mail, I will play along just a bit. Sure, it is entirely possible that Saddam Hussein and his Agents of Hatred could be responsible for the Biological Terrorism; however, IMHO, the Anthrax mailings are far more likely to be the handiwork of the anti-American Leftists who make up the Enviro-Whacko Community, including the Effete Elite who comprise the Tenured Class within our American Universities!!!

"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!" you say in yer best incredulous voice!!

Yes, my Wise FRiend, I said the Leftists in the Environmental Movement have got to be the Number One Suspects in the ongoing Domestic Terrorism Movement...please allow me explain!! You have always said that Lib'rals are the most hilarious when they are outta Power because they go absolutely crazy and yet can do no damage to this Country. Well, THE LEFT IS MOST DEFINITELY OUT OF POWER and it's driving them to measures that would have been unthinkable just six weeks ago. How do you think the Left feels when they read about Dubyuh's 89%+ Approval Ratings?! Well, on the DemocRATic Underground website, they are going absolutely NUTS!! Dick Cheney is well-advised to be making himself scarce with these deranged LeftistLoonies on the loose...THEY HATE US WITH A PASSION that they could never muster for Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein!!!

"But, Mudboy, you RightWing FReeperNut, (nice composite FReeperPic, BTW)" you say, once again feigning incredulity, "why would the Leftist Enviro-Whackos be mass-mailing these Anthrax spores to Tom Daschle, Tom Brokaw, and the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd?! Are not these folks in bed with the Socialist Enviro-Whackos?!"

My response is, obviously, that The Leftists--like your buddy, the CNN/Cal-State Professor--believe they can use their Socialist Comrades in the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd to blame those of us on the Right who are standing up valiantly against the ever-expanding, Tyrannical Federal Leviathan!! But why would we on the Right be piling onto the Left when the Left's doing a fine job of discrediting themselves? Fact is, we wouldn't...as my Friend Angelwood (you met her a few months ago) so prophetically says, "No Tear Gas Necessary...We're Conservatives!!" We know we're Right...why would we forfeit the High Ground to terrorize a few pro-Rape (yes...Juanita Broaddrick) Leftists?! We wouldn't...and any rational American will come to the same conclusion.

In closing, my FRiend, I humbly offer you my page number--AGAIN...(804-225-XXXX)--if you'd like to discuss this further on your radio show. I spent 5-10 minutes speed-dialing your 1(800)282-2882, but to no avail...I'm sure you've got another number that the important RightWingers call to get on yer show!!

Utmost FReegards...Mudboy Slim, RightWing Patriot and FReeper

[LiberteeBell]

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[Mudboy Slim]

"...for MONTHS many posters at FR have made mention of Rivero's moon landing tin foil hat views....did they ALL get it wrong?"

Apparently so...and Ms. Jade has presented her case quite thoroughly, wouldn't you agree?

Never took you to be one of them there "Follow-the-Herd"-types, ItB.......

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Blaming right wingers is stupid unless left wing whackos are right."

Wrong answer, Newbie RINO-Butt, the LeftWing Whackos AIN'T Right...MUD

Hey dfu, please play me a song about Lib'rals and/or RINOs, ObiWan...and dead, an appropriate screenplay, por favor.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Arafat era is ending..."

Yep...and i figger castro's got two--maybe three--years left in Power.

Pass it on...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Operation Noble Eagle...Proceeding Per Schedule!!"

FReegards...MUD

[sakic]

Wrong answer, Newbie RINO-Butt, the LeftWing Whackos AIN'T Right...MUD

Hey dfu, please play me a song about Lib'rals and/or RINOs, ObiWan...and dead, an appropriate screenplay, por favor.

First you post made up rumors (maybe it's the voices in your head) and you follow it up with what appears to be evidence that there may indeed be some misfiring cells in your brain. Incoherent rantings don't help your credibility, nor do they confirm your sanity.

[Mudboy Slim]

"First you post made up rumors (maybe it's the voices in your head)..."

Evidence, please, RINO-breath!! What rumors have I posted to this here thread?! CONFIRM OR DENY!!!

"...and you follow it up with what appears to be evidence that there may indeed be some misfiring cells in your brain. Incoherent rantings don't help your credibility, nor do they confirm your sanity."

Always follow yer unsolicited cyber-pscychoanalysis with a "LOL" or an "IMHO" or an "=^D" or something, my FRiend, elsewhiles yer words seem un-FRiendly.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

MFS:SODYPEBSOSHBBTY...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sometimes it's not WHAT you say, it's WHO you say it to...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mud, I do not wear a tin foil hat..."

Sometimes, my FRiend, I like it when you just leave the evidence at home and stop in and say, "Howdy!!"

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[sakic]

"First you post made up rumors (maybe it's the voices in your head)..."

Evidence, please, RINO-breath!! What rumors have I posted to this here thread?! CONFIRM OR DENY!!!

Your whole post is a rumor.

"...and you follow it up with what appears to be evidence that there may indeed be some misfiring cells in your brain. Incoherent rantings don't help your credibility, nor do they confirm your sanity."

Always follow yer unsolicited cyber-pscychoanalysis with a "LOL" or an "IMHO" or an "=^D" or something, my FRiend, elsewhiles yer words seem un-FRiendly.

I will do that next time if I'm kidding. Maybe you should do the same thing when posting a thread such as this.

[sakic]

MFS:SODYPEBSOSHBBTY...MUD

I ask for coherent and this is what you respond with?

[sakic]

Sometimes it's not WHAT you say, it's WHO you say it to...MUD

Sometimes it's not what you say, it's what you don't say.

[Don Myers]

"Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!""

My money is on the gremlins.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Do you think Clinton knew they were going after the White House and Capitol Building along with the Pentaon. Or that the code for Airforce 1 had been compromised? You don't think he could have imagined a country who's Government was in chaios, dead, or MIA would turn to him to save us? Just kidding, of course.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Your whole post is a rumor."

Says you, my FRiend...BACK IT UP or BACK OFF!!

"I will do that next time if I'm kidding. Maybe you should do the same thing when posting a thread such as this."

So now you, Mr. Sakic, are accusing me, Mr. Slim, of what...INSANITY?! LOL...kiss my grits!!

Thread Nazi FReegards, Empty-Headed One...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I ask for coherent and this is what you respond with?"

Yer outta touch, Ol' Man!!!!!!!!

=^D...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sometimes it's not what you say, it's what you don't say."

Cry me a river, RINO-breath...MUD

BTW...yer a ClintonLover, ain't ya, Ma'am?!!

[SierraWasp]

Just ta show ya that great minds run in the same groove... See this posted reply from several days ago! The Waspman's Early Response To Anthrax B.S.!!!

"I'm much more suspicious of ELF than I am of OBL, for the time being. He may be using "sleepers," but we've had eco-terrorist "sleepers" like Kazinsky killing Americans for years!!!" posted on 10/12/01 10:11 PM Pacific by SierraWasp