[Mudboy Slim]

"John Ashcroft"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")

I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...

John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!

That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
Importance of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!

John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!

Mudboy Slim

[backhoe]

Amen, brother!

[ChaseR]

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[ChaseR]

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[Snow Bunny]

...."John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!! Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!! John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!! Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!.....

Excellent !!!!!

[goldilucky]

"Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!"

I can just hear ol' Bill groaning now!