[NativeNewYorker]

The school.

[okie_tech]

Felony Battery? The D.A. should have gone for attempted murder.

[NYS_Eric]

During a court hearing, their lawyer said the girls thought they were pouring water into the coffee cup but the judge asked why one had acted as a lookout.

BUSTED! (Unfortunately, these juvies will probably only get a slap on the wrist for this awful pre-meditated act. Sick.)

[KellyAdmirer]

Sugar and spice...

HYDROCHLORIC ACID, 33 - 40%
Emergency Overview
--------------------------
POISON! DANGER! CORROSIVE. LIQUID AND MIST CAUSE SEVERE BURNS TO ALL BODY TISSUE. MAY BE FATAL IF SWALLOWED OR INHALED. INHALATION MAY CAUSE LUNG DAMAGE.
Ingestion: Corrosive! Swallowing hydrochloric acid can cause immediate pain and burns of the mouth, throat, esophagus and gastrointestinal tract. May cause nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. Swallowing may be fatal.

... and everything nice....

[Jack Wilson]

Good to the last drop.

[csvset]

That should cost them their thumbs. Whack!

[wimpycat]

Can anybody say "WOOD SHED"?

[softengine]

At the risk of reiterating an oft repeated question.....What in the hell is going on with kids today?

[Nouge]

Someone put acid in my principle's coffee when I was in high school... only it wasn't HCL.. He noticed 2 squares of paper in the bottom of his cup and couldn't figure out why he started feeling weird...

[Redcloak]

Nah... Don't punish them. Give them each a gallon jug of HCl, send them to Afghanistan, and tell them to have fun.

[b4its2late]

They'll plead temporary insanity.

[SERKIT]

Because this is in the Aurora, Ill. area, these fine young ladies may well have been participating in a gang-initiation activity. It runs the gamit from shooting someone, to shoplifting, to a drive-by...

[Martin Tell]

"Failure is not an option at K. D. Waldo " Then what are the options? "You want fries or acid with that coffee?"

[d14truth]

With the education 'standards' of today, the girls probably thought giving the teacher an 'acid' trip might be fun to watch.

Assuming they know the difference between MTV 'acid' and chemical 'acid' would be expecting too much.

[rightofrush]

As a retired HS Science teacher, I can surmise that this teacher may be overly conscienous about academic standards and the girls may not like having same.

[drjoe]

I love acid, It's rich and chocolaty,
Mommy put it in my milk to try and poison me,
But I fooled Mommy,
I put it in her tea.
Now there's no more Mommy, to try and poison me.

[liliana]

so we have native born teenage terrorists.

[exit82]

Don't know why, but the first image that came to mind was Jackie Gleason starting his show from Miami Beach, saying, "UMMMMMMMM, That's good COF-fee".