[Landru]

abwehr said that, eh??
Who'd a thunk it?
Here I always thought she was such a nice, polite, sweet young thing, too.

Now you on the other hand...

{BIG -G-}

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Now you on the other hand...

Who me? LOL! I recommended two family-friendly legacy mottos:

Speak loudly and carry a bent twig.
Speak loudly and carry a wet noodle.

Boring and not nearly as descriptive as abwehr's (^: