[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Now you on the other hand...

Who me? LOL! I recommended two family-friendly legacy mottos:

Speak loudly and carry a bent twig.
Speak loudly and carry a wet noodle.

Boring and not nearly as descriptive as abwehr's (^:

[Landru]

Whew!!
I knew (& was ready for) a bang to my shins would be forthcoming for the wise-crack, Cowgirl.
I just prayed it'd be without your spurs?

~It was. :o)