Dude, I like your profile page. There is some good common sense there. I like the name too.
I must admit I have transported myself to the ER a few times and "fell out" right in front of the admission desk for legitimate reasons (rapid blood loss, relief of having actually made it there, pain from broken bones, etc). Honestly, about all I ever lie about is what I'm running under the hood of my street racer or real racing car.
I do remember one time in Daytona when I had a SEVERE allergy attack, so swollen my mom didn't recognize me when she arrived, that four groups of "minorities" got in ahead of me with conditions of far less lethal potential than I was experiencing.
Man, that's not right. Did they have their ACLU attorneys with them?
I used to have a 1968 Cougar XR-7 with a 289 bored to 402. I had to sell her to pay off my college loans. My butt is near my shoulder blades now from all the times I kicked myself.