"Bowel burgers au jus" Pynchonism.
I am the operator of a public utility. Water. Very strictly regulated. After it comes out of the tap, it's anybodies guess. Once, while taking a water sample for testing, I touched the inside of the lid with my thumb. Just for a split second. Test came back positive. Epa wasn't too happy 'bout that!
Positive for what?
Typhus? Cholera? E-Coli?