[headsonpikes]

How long until some whackjob suggests F*rt Police to apprehend noisome public contributors to global warming.

It makes as much sense as SHS in the open air, fer crissakes!

[SheLion]

It makes as much sense as SHS in the open air, fer crissakes!

I wish the spring breakers would take their breaks at the beaches in California! They think they have a problem with BUTTS?! heh! Wait until the kiddies dig in the sand and pull out all those used condoms and BEER cans. LOL!

[metesky]

OK, so you're on the beach in your bathing suit and you light up. Smoke Patrol officer spots ya and whips out her ticket book.

Who cares?

"Let's see some ID."

"I'm in my bathing suit."

What's your name?"

"Michael Tyson."

"OK, Michael, here's a $250 ticket. Don't smoke on the beach again!"

Smoke Patrol officer wriggles off to her next victim, metesky tears up ticket and lights up.

Next headline: City loses millions on beach tickets.