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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-19-03...A Christmas Contest: Play Santa
12/19/03 | FreeTheHostages

Posted on 12/18/2003 9:03:34 PM PST by FreeTheHostages

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To: FreeTheHostages; Billie; dansangel; Mama_Bear; dutchess; Aquamarine; JohnHuang2; ST.LOUIE1; All
I'm not good at writing poetry but I love Free's contests so in the Spirit of the Season....here's my humble contribution.........


On the first day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Billie:
An awesome Rummy confronting the press....
On the second day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Dansangel:
A Top Gun Dubya leading US to victory on terrorism.....

On the third day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Mama_Bear:
A 2004 quilted engagement calendar to plan 'Enduring Freedom' Freeps, Freeper Picnics, etc.....

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Dutchess:
The other Top Gun Dubya so she would not be jealous of Dutchess....

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Aquamarine:
The 2004 Calendar with a photo of President Bush for every month so she would not be jealous of Dansy & Dutchess......

And on the sixth day of Christmas, the Finest gave to JohnHuang2:
An Ann Coulter doll to keep him company while he writes his brilliant 'My 2 Cents' Editorials.......

And finally on the seventh day of Christmas, the Finest gave to Free the Hostages:

12 Dems self-destructing, 11 Press Pipers piping propaganda, 10 Lords leaping for Dubya, 9 Ladies dancing for Dubya, 7 Swans swimming for Dubya, 6 Geese a-laying for Dubya, 5 Golden rings around Dubya, 4 Calling Birds for Dubya and Partridge in a Pear Tree!
201 posted on 12/19/2003 1:55:04 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Cooool poem, dansy. : )

Thank you sweet Wolfie-Man!

Scrubbin' floors, huh? Bet you still look pretty as a picture. : )

I'm a *wreck*!! But, you can smooth-talk me anytime - makes me smile, it does! :-)

202 posted on 12/19/2003 1:55:16 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: FreeTheHostages; The Thin Man
Ah, bringing in the husband. And one whose profession I respect so much. Verrry persuasive.

Trust me, it was *all* his doing. He couldn't stand seeing Skinny Dood shredding me to ribbons!

:-)

203 posted on 12/19/2003 1:57:08 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: FreeTheHostages
Hmm, right now I think you two have two of the best entries. Although .45 man's is pretty funny too. But if I go with D.S., I still have to change it so Dansangel gets the Bush doll. That much is verrry clear to me.

You're *enjoying* this, aren't you Freezie?

:-)

204 posted on 12/19/2003 1:58:42 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: JulieRNR21
I'm not good at writing poetry but I love Free's contests so in the Spirit of the Season..
..here's my humble contribution.........

This is wonderful and funny! You are one talented lady!

Hi, cutie! Glad I didn't miss you, was just getting ready to leave the building. : )

205 posted on 12/19/2003 2:00:05 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: dansangel
Cooool poem, dansy. : ) Thank you sweet Wolfie-Man!

My pleasure. : )

Scrubbin' floors, huh? Bet you still look pretty as a picture. : )

I'm a *wreck*!! But, you can smooth-talk me anytime - makes me smile, it does! :-)

: ) More sweet talk will be heading your way. Sweet talkin' dansy makes wolfie curl his lips into a big grin. : )

206 posted on 12/19/2003 2:04:21 PM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Oh Louie.....So glad I 'caught' you!
Here's some hugs for my favorite Wolfie....

J{{{{{{{{{{{Wolfie}}}}}}}}}J
207 posted on 12/19/2003 2:08:34 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: JulieRNR21
[clapping hands]

That was *wonderful* (((((((Julie)))))))))

We're leaving tonight to spend Christmas in your fair state (hopefully to be *my* state again sometime soon!)
208 posted on 12/19/2003 2:21:58 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
You're here!!!! How are you feeling?
209 posted on 12/19/2003 2:22:55 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Sweet talkin' dansy makes wolfie curl his lips into a big grin. : )

Glad to see you grinning again Wolfie-Man! :-)

210 posted on 12/19/2003 2:23:12 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: ST.LOUIE1
I love it soaked in liquer or liquor!!!
211 posted on 12/19/2003 2:24:13 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: dansangel
We're leaving tonight to spend Christmas in your fair state (hopefully to be *my* state again sometime soon!)

It would be grand to have you living here in 'Paradise'!

Have a Merry Christmas with your FL family!

212 posted on 12/19/2003 2:25:57 PM PST by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: JulieRNR21
Have a Merry Christmas with your FL family!

The very same to you and yours, ((((Julie)))))))

Add to that a very safe, Happy and Healthy New Year!

213 posted on 12/19/2003 2:32:37 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: FreeTheHostages
Blush
214 posted on 12/19/2003 2:34:39 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: JulieRNR21
Wonderful!!! Love it, Julie!
215 posted on 12/19/2003 2:43:20 PM PST by dixie sass (Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
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To: JulieRNR21; FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1; Billie; The Thin Man; Mama_Bear; All
Good night to everyone at the Finest. I'm off to try to get few hours sleep before our departure time of 2 a.m.

Love and ((((((HUGS))))))) to everyone! I hope to be checking back in with y'alls soon! :-)
216 posted on 12/19/2003 3:00:57 PM PST by dansangel (*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
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To: JulieRNR21
Wow, that's VERY good!!
217 posted on 12/19/2003 3:02:11 PM PST by FreeTheHostages (Jesus Christ: the reason for the season)
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To: FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1
Ann Coulter should go to my Brother,
Cause he likes her more than any other.
He gave me this cartoon to post,
hoped y'all would enjoy his joke.



Not exactly a hostess but he loves the hostess babes.

218 posted on 12/19/2003 3:05:25 PM PST by JustAmy (Thanks go out to our military for a job well done!! God bless them all. God Bless America!)
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To: All
WARNING....WARNING....ADVENT VIRUS IS GOING OUT
Be on the alert for symptoms of inner HOPE, PEACE, JOY and LOVE. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus, and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world.
Some signs and symptoms of the ADVENT VIRUS:
* A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experience.
* An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
* A loss of interest in judging other people
* A loss of interest in conflict.
* A loss of the ability to worry (this is a very serious symptom)
* Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation
* Contented feeling of connectedness with others and with nature.
* Frequent attacks of smiling
* An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrolled urge to extend it ourselves.
Please send this WARNING out to all your friends. This virus can and has affected many systems. Some systems have been completely cleaned out because of the ADVENT VIRUS.
-- Author Unknown
219 posted on 12/19/2003 4:07:28 PM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: FreeTheHostages; Billie; Mama_Bear; dansangel; Aquamarine
Hey Freezie and lovely sistahs...what a neat thread I'm missing....only a quick sneak peek unfortunately...my mother is "my shadow" even following me into the bathroom.....she just walked in shaking her head saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????" LOL!

Here's a (VERY) feeble attempt sistahs...

GW Bush is oh so cool
And dressed top gun...he made me drool

He's exactly what our country needs
And his top gun doll would be awesome under my tree'd (oh well...never mind)

Again great job today free....hope to come back and enjoy the thread when everybody goes to bed....(hey...it rhymes!!!)

Here comes mother! Later!
220 posted on 12/19/2003 4:09:29 PM PST by dutchess (Proud to be a card carrying neanderthal)
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