Is a Skunk Ape (Bigfoot's Relative) Loose in Campbell County (TN)?

WATE-TV/DT Knoxville ^ | 10.30.03 | VINCE LENNON

[drhogan]

workers in the new york subway system have seen skunk apes the size of horses. kids get them as pets and the parents flush them down the toilet when the skunk apes start to smell bad. they wander around down in the sewers and the subways. THIS IS WELL DOUCMENTED!!!

[drhogan]

IN NEW YORK, people's pet skunk apes have been killed: 6 of them in the last 2 weeks. I wanna know: what kind of horrid creature could be killing the skunk apes of new york????

[Pro-Bush]

[drhogan]

Senator Clinton of New York was asked what she is planning to do to end the massacre of pet skunk apes in New York. she replied: "President Bush is responsible, at least indirectly, for the trajedy that has hit the skunk apes of new york. i have sponsored a bill in the senate that will declare the skunk ape an endangered species, and which will provide funding for all skunk ape advocates. after all, if it takes a village to raise a child, what does it take to raise a skunk ape?"

[Long Cut]

Crypto-zoologists believe there could be hundreds of skunk apes across the Southeast..."

Yep, and they've been "seen" since the 1940's...

Yet, we have no trace, no fur, no scat, no carcasses or skeletons, no clear video or photos, NOTHING which even approaches verifiable, scientific proof.

"Bigfoot" himself has provided none of these things. Even the famous footprints have been proven to be a hoax.

Why people continue to believe this nonsense after so many years of naught but legends is beyond me.

[fire_eye]

workers in the new york subway system have seen skunk apes the size of horses. kids get them as pets and the parents flush them down the toilet when the skunk apes start to smell bad. they wander around down in the sewers and the subways.

well, at least *one* of them managed to learn to wear a suit and is now a Senator from New York...

[GailA]

My Dad, brother, and several aunts live in LaFollette.