[drhogan]

workers in the new york subway system have seen skunk apes the size of horses. kids get them as pets and the parents flush them down the toilet when the skunk apes start to smell bad. they wander around down in the sewers and the subways. THIS IS WELL DOUCMENTED!!!

[drhogan]

IN NEW YORK, people's pet skunk apes have been killed: 6 of them in the last 2 weeks. I wanna know: what kind of horrid creature could be killing the skunk apes of new york????

[fire_eye]

workers in the new york subway system have seen skunk apes the size of horses. kids get them as pets and the parents flush them down the toilet when the skunk apes start to smell bad. they wander around down in the sewers and the subways.

well, at least *one* of them managed to learn to wear a suit and is now a Senator from New York...