[Jen]

I turn to look..and notice the steak flipping in the dirt..with a Gopher springing into the air.

How funny.

Light Speed, now you be nice to small critters, or you know what will happen???

The dang varmit will steal your steak, and you'll have to eat fried Spam! Hahahahahahaha!

[Jen]

Dang Typos. Should be:

Light Speed, now you be nice to small critters, or AND you know what will happen???