[SAMWolf]

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If Saddam has bio-weapons, Bomb Iraq.
If he breaks the resolutions, Bomb Iraq.
If he gasses all the Kurds
And praises Allah every word,
If his lies smell like a turd;
Bomb Iraq.

If he shoots at our jet planes, Bomb Iraq.
If the inspections are in vain, Bomb Iraq.
If his chemicals are brewin'
It's the Jews he'll soon be stewin'
There'll be Peace when we are through;
Bomb Iraq!

Destroy the Baghdad nukes, Bomb Iraq.
Kill all the racists pukes, Bomb Iraq.
If the liberals refuse to see
The threats to you and me
Forget their silly plea
Bomb Iraq!

If the Dems can't win elections, Bomb Iraq.
If Clinton gets erections, Bomb Iraq.
If Gore doesn't want to do it,
There must be something to it,
Tell the Democrats to screw it,
Bomb Iraq!

Posted by Drumbo at the Poetry Thread

[Jen]

My daughter needs to use "my" computer because her computer is not working properly. So..... I'll be back later.

[Trteamer]

Thanks for the ping,

I wish to thank all who are serving my country in the military and to all the vets who have served. I can't justly express my thanks enough for the freedom that I have. God Bless America!

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! Good one, hahaha.

[Jen]

That's my kind of poetry! Thanks Sam and Drumbo. hahahaha

[MistyCA]

Can we dance to that???