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The Parrot Story reminds me of the joke about the Clinton's parrot. Did Know the Clinton's had a parrot read on, or not as the case may be.

It seems the Clinton's were at Camp David one weekend when the housekeeper, in whose care the parrot had been entrusted, discovers it in its cage late Saturday afternoon belly up, graveyard dead.

In a panic the housekeepere make the rounds of the DC pet stores looking for a matching parrot to take the place of the one that had assumed room temperture.

Finally at the very last pet store there is a parrot that was a dead ringer, if you will excuse the pun, for the now deceased bird. And as an added bargain the price is dirt cheap, only $50.

The housekeeper tell the pet store owner that she wants to but the parrot, however the pet srore owner is a bit leary.
"Listen lady, he says, I will sell you the parrot but I want you to understand that this parrot used to live in a bordelo. It's hard telling what he'll say"

The housekeeper says thats fine, I don't care and buys the parrot.

It's now Monday morning and the parrot is sitting in his cage in the White House dining room when in walks Chelsa for breakfast. "Awk, too young" says the bird.

Hillary coome in a few minutes later and is greeted by the parrot with..."Awk, too old"

Finally Bill come in and the parrot pipes up. "Hiya Bill!!!"

Ducking and Running now

Regards

alfa6 ;>}