How would you like to be the person who collects it!
(Show & tell at school)
Teacher: Tell us Johnny what does your father do?
Johnny: My dad is the biggest colletor of fox pee in the country!
(At a party)
Mr. Anderson, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? What do you do for a living?
I just happen to be the Bill Gates of fox pee collectors. I have some samples with me if you care to see them. (and everyone starts to move sloooowly away)
LOL. Leave it to you. I never even thought about that. ROTFLOL.