Posted on 04/13/2005 11:51:28 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Hello, Willard!!"
(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "Hello, Darlin'")
Hello, Willard...
Nice to FReep ya...
You Communist SLIME!!
Yer just as corrupt...
As you usedta be!!
How's Ol' Hill'ry?!
And her FAT THIGHS...
You'll pay fer yer crimes!!
And you know it...
MUD's yer destiny!!
Be scair't, Willard...
MUD ain't foolin'...
Tyr'ny...just ain't Right!!
Fergit yer leg'cy...
You'll die inside a cell!!
What I'm trying to say...
Is I'll Haunt you...'til yer dead, FOOL!!
But I ain't sorry...that you did Left WRONG!!
Buck up, Willie...
Right detests you...
Justice is yer FATE!!
Right shall scold you...
Fer yer Treasonous crimes!!
F*** you, Willie!!
I'm yer nem'sis...
It's yer TREASON I hate!!
Why'd the Chi-Coms...
Think you'd be easy to buy?!!
Goodbye, Willard...
Prison calls you...
Dubyuh can't protect you, BOY!!
You'll pay fer memories...
Of the kids you slaughtered, too!!
'Cuz if God should ever find it...
In His heart to forgive you..
I'm here, Willie...
MUD's waiting fer YOU!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
Bump to the top...MUD
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...
One rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...
They were Democrats by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...
They FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...
Rumor wuz DemBoyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...
National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores...
"Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...
Thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...
Who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...
Media Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...
MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...
'Cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these Democrats they were IGNORANT...
They didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...
Folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...
Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...
And a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Mudboy Slim's Presidin'!!!"
Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...
Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...
We'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...
Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...
Hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...
Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
MUD
MUD
Where the heck are all the Canteen chicks?!
MUD
OTOH...we gotta ally ourselves with those who will pull thru and fight diligently against totalitarian dictatorships!!! These people exist within every society!!
FReegards...MUD
Here ya go, Grouchy...MUD
You're a piece of work my FRiend, a MAJOR piece of work!!!!
Heh heh heh...I think I'll take that as a compliment...MUD
It was meant as one!!!!!!
G
Muchas Gracias, mi amiga...hey, I'm heading out yer way in a coupla weeks...maybe you, me and yer hubby can get togewther fer a late lunch...gotta get to Norfolk at a decent hour, though as I wanna check out the logistics fer our People Eating Tasty Animals BBQ accross the street from National PETA HQ...should be a HOOt...MUD
Sounds like a plan to me - I'm hoping to get my email problem solved this weekend - but since I spend so much time on FR, FReepmail always works with me :)
I adore the idea of the anti PETA BBQ.........keep me posted - I'll do what I can to help out and I know we will DEFINITELY be there!!!!
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