PLEASE MR. CUSTER
Charlie Drake
(BS = Backing Singers: CD = Charlie Drake)
(Shrieks and Red Indian sounds in background)
(BS)That famous day in history
The men of the 7th cavalry went riding on
And from the rear a voice was heard
A brave young man with a trembling word
Rang loud and clear
(CD)What am I doing here?
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Eh, er, Mr.Custer? Please dont make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin fight
Somebody yelled Attack!
And there I stood with an arrow in my back
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Oh-oh, oh..
(Speaks) Look at em bushes out there theyre movin
Theres an Indian behind every one of em
Er, um, Mr.Custer, may I be excused for the rest of the afternoon, please?
Wanna change my library book
Oy watchout - duck your head!
Oo-er, bit late on that one, son
God, I bet that dont half hurt
(BS) They were sure of victory
The men of the 7th Cavalry as they rolled on
When from the rear a voice was heard
That same great voice with a trembling word
Rang loud and clear
(CD) What am I doing here?
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Er, listen, er, Mr.Custer? Please dont make me go
Theres a redskin waitinout there, waitin to cut my hair
A coward Ive been called
But I dont wanna wind up dead or bald
Please Mr.Custer, I dont wanna go
Oo-errr, err-oo
(CD speaks) Now, lets see, whats the Indian word for friend?
Oh yes, I know manyarna, yeah thats it
Oy, you lot out there Manyarna
(Arrow whizzes by) Ooo!
Oooh! - no, that aint it
Look at em out there
Running around like a bunch of wild Indians
Bunch of wild Indians! Hahahaha
Now this is no time for joking
(Sound of many arrows whizzing by)
Oo
oh
oo
help!
Mr Custer?
Oh my God!
LOL! I knew someone would post that song.
ooh. Thanks for posting this song Valin. Now I get to hear Sam sing it...all day long. ;-)