The FReeper Foxhole Profiles Hobart's Funnies - January 9th, 2004

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[Samwise]

I'm pretty sure I'm way past you in age.

Well...I am young for my age.

[Samwise]

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[Victoria Delsoul]

Evening both.

Ready for the weekend?

I'm ready to rumble! LOL!!!

[snippy_about_it]

LOL!

[Professional Engineer]

LMAO

[PhilDragoo]

Major General Sir Percy Hobart

"Now, for God's sake, double-oh-seven, when you hit the beach, don't shout, "I've got the flailing crabs!"

"On second thought, old man, it may just be the thing to put Gerry off his game."

A limited number of these auto-bisecting Churchills was delivered to the 79th.

The tank would approach an enemy bunker at speed, split at the centre, go round both sides, and reform at the rear.

Churchill carpet device sans carpet.

Churchill carpet device type TLC

Churchill carpet device Type A

Churchill carpet device Type B Mk1

Churchill carpet device Type C Mark2

Churchill crocodile

Wedge Donovan uses a bulldozer to take out some Japs in this film.

This IDF driver has the pedal to the metal--
--his intel says Arafat is in the privy dead ahead.

[Valin]

So did you pick out a nice bookcase?
Yes, it comes next friday. 74x34x12 cherrywood. Of course it's already full1 What can I say, it's my one weakness...well that and chocolate covered cherries.

[SAMWolf]

Evening Phil Dragoo.

A limited number of these auto-bisecting Churchills was delivered to the 79th.

The tank would approach an enemy bunker at speed, split at the centre, go round both sides, and reform at the rear.

LOL. Now why didn't the Americans think of that?

[snippy_about_it]

"Now, for God's sake, double-oh-seven, when you hit the beach, don't shout, "I've got the flailing crabs!"

LOL. I swear Phil! I love your wit.

[snippy_about_it]

oooh. Sounds nice. No glass doors to keep out the dust?

[Valin]

No glass doors to keep out the dust?
One less thing to clean!
I don't DO windows. :-)

[snippy_about_it]

I just figured with all the time spent on FR there is no time for reading. I know my books are gathering dust.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[Darksheare]

"I've got the flailing crabs!"
Bad idea for a tagline bump.

[SAMWolf]

"I've got the flailing crabs!"
Bad idea for a tagline bump.

ROTFLMAO!!

[Darksheare]

I didn't do it!
*Chuckle*
No, I'm NOT using it as a tagline.
Yet.

[snippy_about_it]

LOL. Was that a great line by Phil or what!!! That'll be one I never forget.

[Darksheare]

Yes, it was.
I'm not going to use it as a tagline.
Yet.

[snippy_about_it]

LOL. Yet? Oh no, that could ruin your reputation. HA!

[Darksheare]

What reputation?
*chuckle*
The following is an (almost) complete list of my taglines so far:

"Where is your corkyndrill, your grimoire? If you do not bring them I shall take you to the Gaoul!"
"Talking to ones-self is a sign of impending mental collapse."
":\_Inventory. You can't carry anything, you're a computer!"
"Nothing but the sound of Tanks and Artillery."
"I am the third man on the grassy knoll!"
"I AM the grassy knoll!"
"I was betrayed into the hands of the Inquisition."
"A predator's eyes are always in front."
Late of Kentothe
A walking marble mechanoid.
"Hell is a place, much like Cleveland."
"Here I come to ... Whatever" -Mighty Mouse on Prozac.
"The ring! Put on the ring!" -Nazgul King
"If you think I have unending youth and vigor, you should see my portrait." -Dorian Grey
"Never trust a smiling cat."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Never juggle coffee cups while flying."
"Just when you thought it was safe to wander the states alone. Hillary! 2, coming 2004."
"Cats don't ask. Cats take."
"Cats don't smile, they grin."
"The dyslexic athiest insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"Sometimes you just have too many things to go postal on. Like that smiling crow."
"The crows are out to get me."
"Ride the Nightmare machine."
"Where have all the Cowgirls gone?"
"Rock and Roll Pumpkin. Say it again."
"Doc, did you see the size of that Chicken?"
"Regulators, mount up."
"Butterflies....."
"We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties."
"I'm not sure WHERE he went, but I do know HOW he went."
"I will defend your right to tell me I'm wrong to defend your right to tell me I'm wrong."
"I wish the locals would stop getting me mad. I'm running out of places to hide bodies." -Vlad
"Good news is: I have less nosy neighbors." -Vlad Tsepes
"Hoggle, if she kisses you, I'll make you a Prince. Prince of the Land of Stench!"-Jareth
"I see, a bad moon risin'.." "I've been mooned!"
"I've been mooned!"
"Herbert's henchmen happily harrassed hiding hairballs"-Sarah
"highly hopping hairballs hurting happy henchmen"-Sarah
"The 72 virgins are HAMSTERS!!"
This space has been banned by the Americans Against Taglines.
This Tagline has been deleted by the Americans for Socialist Improvement.
This Tagline has been deleted by the Americans for Socialistic Simians.
A pox of fleas on Saddam's testicles.
Nox Aeturnus En Pax
The Borg, the IRS of Star Trek.
The modern day French all have Grandfathers that said "Fraulein!" to their Grandmothers.
"No one ever accused me of being sane, well mannered, having good morals, or being nice before."
"Cheaper, Faster, Better. Pick any two."
"Clinton honesty for sale, write your own and Hill will take credit for it, cheap."
Iknow why the French don't wear deodorant. They snort it up their snotty noses and call it Nasalcrom
It's no use, the voices are on MY side.
Liberals are fodder for the Dogs of War.
I didn't say it wouldn't burn, I said it wouldn't hurt.
"Terrorist" is another way to say "target" and get away with it.
Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.
It's all part of a vast Rightwing Tagline Conspiracy.
This tagline exploits third world lint cartels and two hamsters in an exercise wheel.
Begone ye typo demons!! Begone from these dimensions and leave us aolne! I said laeve us aolne! Darn
I will not _____the Dems. I will not_____the Dems. I will not _____the Dems. I will not_____the Dems
Attention DU lurkers, a conservative group may be operating in your area.
You do not have clearance to see this tagline, Citizen
Where our tracks have passed, grass will never again grow!*
Hey, DU Urkers. When you stand on your head, does it go 'squish'?
Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the Nun.
FR, now at One Megathread strength.
Resistance is futile, but we may be placated with chocolates and shiny trinkets to add to our hord.
Shadows of the mind, vague whispers of memory when we pass by. Held precious until new life begins.
I'm young, at the top of my game, full of youthful energy, so call me Perfidious Rex.
You think I'm innocent, not wild. Take me and see how much I'm tamed.
Even as we speak, my 100,000 killer wombat army marches forth
Ignore the wombats, they're a diversion! My 3 million psychotic chinchilla army is the real threat!
I'm experiencing a negative reality inversion.
For the crimes of Heresy of thought, Heresy of word, and Heresy of deed, this tagline shall burn!
Saddam's next physical: The electric enema followed by a minor bit of squeezing and shredding.
The tagline you have loaded cannot be read. Please go back and try refreshing the page again.
There must have been some magic in that old silk head they found.
The gophers of vengeance are upon you!
I wanted to put a "Run! Hillary, Run!" bumper sticker on my car, but it'd cover my headlights.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it well enough on my own.
Let's celebrate the Dem's top 10 in the charts of pain, vote Republican.
Democrat is between Demise and Demon in the dictionary.
I know all I need to know about you. That mysterious duck over there however...
This Tagline is out of order
"You left me drunk and naked, face down in the haggis." -Earl of the Broken Heart. Scene 0, Bac .10
This tagline has performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.
"Why no, I've never seen a school of DU move in precision. I have seen them move in chaotic lunacy."
Tagline inoperative, switch to emergency backup tag.
System error. File 'tagline' not found.
Magic 8 Ball sez: This tagline has been tested on fuzzy dice and small furry animals.
This tagline deleted by AdMinimum Monsterator
"Does that mean I have to stop with the smoke and fogs from my incorporeal (Corpse??) form?"
"Stop the world, I think I'm gonna get planetsick!!" -Darksheare, kickin' back with a cup o' tea.
Which would be better, an artificial mind for a guy.. or an artificial guy for the mind?
Tagline dispenser. Insert quarter. [[|] Mash button. [button] Enjoy.
Crimes against children are crimes against the soul