Posted on 04/22/2008 8:44:39 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark
Former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney jokes about the reasons he got out of the race. One of his targets: Al Gore. See #5.
#7. There wasn't room in the campaign for two Christian leaders.
#5. I'd rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the nobel prize.
#3. Once my wife Anne realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
#2. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
Funny Romney Video from CSPAN - Ping!
Tired of making corkscrew landings under sniper fire...
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn't room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
3. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
2.I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation."
A little jab at Huckabee as well.
These were quite funny.
9. Swipe at Hillary I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. Swipe at Huckabee As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. Swipe at Huckabee There wasn't room for two Christian leaders.
6. Swipe at all candidates now I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. Swipe at Gore AND Bill Clinton I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. Swipe at stoggy political style I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
3. Swipe at John Kerry AND John McCain Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
2.Swipe at himself- and maybe Edwards! I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation."
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Funny stuff!
Good time for me to do a tagline change :>}
Nah wait a minute. I’ll try this it one sounds more to the point of the current choices given. :>}
Thank you.
I used it on BTR on Sunday.
It was great.
Great tag LOL!
Excellent tagline, proving again that Rush is right most of the time. “Humor requires at least a grain of truth.” In your case it is a bushel.
Thanks I adjusted it some more :>}
Mitt Romney could have been a President worthy of Mt. Rushmore status.
I would have bought stock in Kool-Aid a long time ago if money was where my real treasure is.
I totally agree. :-)
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