Posted on 12/31/2004 7:26:52 AM PST by JoeSixPack1
I was once a loney freeper. A freeper without a "1", pleasently picking on user "Ash" daily, now I have a (one)"1". What did I win to become a 'one'?
Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, I signed on to FR. (May, 98.) Then somebody hit the wrong button and BOOFF! I was eliminated, disenfranchised, erased from memory. Gone, Capute!
Subsequently, posing as a lurker, I saw an old thread I had started from July, '98. I tried to post to it.
Nothing.
I tried again.
Nothing!
I emailed JimRob. He said my user ID was gone! Not banished, not erased, not booted,, just gone! The mystery is enough to make you cry! I was a "nothing". (Although after this post and with the kitties getting to me that could change)
So being the great and all mighty (JimRob), he gave me a new user ID, pretty much like the old one, except it had a "1".
Years went by. Then sign on dates became the thing to have. This is where I was disenfranchised. I had a 2000 user ID but signed on in '98. The earlier my sign-on date was i assumed the more intelligent I just had to be!
If that wasn't enough, down the road a new user signed on with my old user name and completely ruined my image!! On top of it all, that one old thread which had made me famous was deleted, so I have no proof
I'm doomed! I want a recount!!!! DUH! Call Jesse Jackson, Gloria Allred!! (Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)
Here's JoeSixPack sittin on a fence,
trying to make a dollar out of 99 cents!
OK :-(
How about Laura Ingram's??
That would have never happened on Krusgnet.
I remember JoeSixPack and you sir, are no JoeSixPack.
[Lloyd Benson voice]I know JoeSixPack and you sir, are no JoeSixPack [/Lloyd Benson voice]
Excuse me, but you mentioned the Conservative goddess.
I hereby invoke the Ann Coulter rule
I always thought yours was an L. Mo1 or Mol this changes everything. I must remove you from all my ping lists!
woofie
Since Sep 4, 1998
I am franchised
you are disenfranchisd
And you posted this and thought we cared because???
You must be the one in that TV ad that now has a 5 pack wraped up for Christmas!
You are lucky it's only happened to you once! I joined in 1968 during a secret government project to prove out the internet infrastructure, but now everybody just assumes I didn't join until 2002. If only they knew the truth!
No cell phone for her but here's a link that'll let you send her all sorts of personal information and ask a question.
http://www.lauraingraham.com/asklaura
There's an unemployed ambulance chaser down in the Carolinas that may be willing to take your case. He probably doesn't like Freepers much though...
Well, it sure sounds like a good story but sounds manufactured to me.
The screen name I use now is not my original but I don't care about longevity or status on FR. :-)
I still get to say what I want and don't care about getting flamed. :-)
UNGHHHHHHH!
Just another 6 year old tossed in the trash bin
tbird1
Sept. 21,1998
Don't trust anyone whose "Born on" date is in a year beginning with a "2"
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