Disenfranchised Freeper been here 6 years 4 months 3 million hours, 12 days and a leap year

My highly evolved gray matter | 12/31/04 | JoeSixPack1

[JoeSixPack1]

I was once a loney freeper. A freeper without a "1", pleasently picking on user "Ash" daily, now I have a (one)"1". What did I win to become a 'one'?

Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, I signed on to FR. (May, 98.) Then somebody hit the wrong button and BOOFF! I was eliminated, disenfranchised, erased from memory. Gone, Capute!

Subsequently, posing as a lurker, I saw an old thread I had started from July, '98. I tried to post to it.

Nothing.

I tried again.

Nothing!

I emailed JimRob. He said my user ID was gone! Not banished, not erased, not booted,, just gone! The mystery is enough to make you cry! I was a "nothing". (Although after this post and with the kitties getting to me that could change)

So being the great and all mighty (JimRob), he gave me a new user ID, pretty much like the old one, except it had a "1".

Years went by. Then sign on dates became the thing to have. This is where I was disenfranchised. I had a 2000 user ID but signed on in '98. The earlier my sign-on date was i assumed the more intelligent I just had to be!

If that wasn't enough, down the road a new user signed on with my old user name and completely ruined my image!! On top of it all, that one old thread which had made me famous was deleted, so I have no proof

I'm doomed! I want a recount!!!! DUH! Call Jesse Jackson, Gloria Allred!! (Get me Ann Coulter's cell number!)

[Political Junkie Too]

A freeper without a "1", pleasently picking on user "Ash" daily, now I have a (one)"1". What did I win to become a 'one'?

You should be like me. I'm a "too."

Then sign on dates became the thing to have. This is where I was disenfranchised.

I hope you didn't lose the 212 area code, too.

-PJ

[JoeSixPack1]

Still crying after all these years.......{|:-(~~~~~