[Skooz]

"I gave my love a chicken that had no bone . . . "

[AnAmericanMother]

. . . I gave my love a baby, and then you see,
My love got very angry and she said to me:
"I didn't mind the cherry without the stone,
I didn't mind the chicken without the bone,
But when you give a baby, there's just one thing:
You ought to give at least an engagement ring!"

. . . bada-bing.

. . . don't blame me, blame this guy.