[Polycarp]

if you have any assets

What's an asset? (I mean that only rhetorically.)

[Aliska]

Rhetorical: asked merely for effect with no answer expected (finally looked that one up).

I'll answer it anyway.

b. (a concerned a deceased person)the entire property of a person, association, corporation, or estate applicable or subject to the payment of debts (looked that up, too, just to be precise).