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As much as I would rather not see the Church go back to the psychology/psychiatry racketeers for advice on anything, they do have relatively accurate ways of finding 'non-practising' homosexuals.

Otherwise, just kick out anyone who seems effeminate.

Otherwise, just kick out anyone who seems effeminate.

You would have missed one of the worst abusers in the history of the diocese of Dallas. He was an ex-Marine, one of the toughest men I've ever met.

Oh, gosh! But they're special and gentle and wonderful and liberal and modernist and disobedient and sneaky and obstinate and disordered and sick and dangerous...

OH, Wait! Ahem. And preferable and better and chaste and safe for children and pets and...

Oh, Wait, that's pesticides! Oh, well. What's the difference? It's poison either way. And a recent study shows that nine out of ten ordained apostates prefer deadly poison for the children of God.

Man! Who can disagree with that testimonial? We better go with the poison. Bottomth up, fellath! Bring in thothe little boyth. Yeah, jutht pack 'em in here.