Introducing the Pope Piel Pocket Prie-Dieu!
Ideal for outdoor Masses, pilgrimages and prayer gatherings!
The plush fibrofoam padding saves wear and tear on your pants and skirts and forms to fit your posture, keeping away that annoying lower back pain!
The lightweight aluminum frame folds up for convenient handling and storage so you can take it anywhere!
But wait, there's more! Order now and you get a new Roman Missal personally autographed by Pope Piel himself, complete with a deluxe vinyl leatherette carrying case!
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On a serious note, I'd like to put my order in for the "Pope Piel Pocket Prie-Dieu" in royal blue, please.