[drstevej]

***I don't think there was anything morally wrong with the burnings of the middle ages by the Catholic Church, and they were certainly practiced all around by all sides, Catholics, Protestants, and Orthodox. In fact, I think a world of good could be done today in ridding the Catholic Church of the heretic communist perverts hiding in clerics and molesting young boys by public burnings. Pope Piel may be saying this half in jest, but I as a Catholic am not. I'd be the first one there in my Altar Boy's cassock and surplice with the holy flame.***

 

Introducing the amazing Pope Piel Porta-Purger™

Eliminate that wayward hand, wandering eye, heretical tongue or other offending body part with amazingly accurate Pope Piel Porta-Purger™. Handle heretics and priestly perverts where ye find them. No need to drag them to a Torquemada Inn wasting precious time.

Not to be used for home repair or other secular D-I-Y projects.

"Apply the Holy Flame and they won't be the same!"

[katnip]

You are priceless LOL!

[MarMema]

I think this invention will be a huge moneymaker for you. "Porta-purger" is a great name and the extra convenience of being able to use it anywhere and anytime will truly send sales soaring.

[MarMema]

Hey can I use your slogan for my tagline?

[TexConfederate1861]

LOL...Steve...I know we disagree some...but this was priceless....hehehe!